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Waitaminute...where did the $5,000 go? Assuming you had the equipment already, it should've cost a lot less, but based on the render & the costuming it should have cost a lot MORE. Exactly how was it budgeted?

Your skill is SERIOUSLY IMPRESSIVE. Unlike a million other amateur filmmakers you don'...

Holy fuck, Andi MacDowell looks like Emma Roberts.

@goji3755 The problem is keeping the wonderment without the naivete. More than any other decade, 80s movies are full of lapses allowing for happy endings and overlooked consequences that today's audiences can't ignore. Some of the best 80s movies relied on kids suffering life problems and being w...

@alfaphoenix50 Yyyyyyyyyyyyup.

I don't miss much about the 80s...but I DO occasionally miss 80s corporate architecture. When I do, RoboCop, Wall Street, and Die Hard are there for me.

@generalravon I think it just gored her with tail or mouth, but it picked her up off the ground to do it. The alien's 7' tall; it had to pick up Parker to get face-to-face, and she's much smaller. If it did, her feet probably came out of her shoes in the process, and when it was done, it left her...

His eyebrows are fuckin' huge.

@mikvlad48 Yeah, but if that's how pissed off she looks while acting, seeing her pissed off in real life would scare the shit outta me.

I've watched "Withnail & I" over 5 times back to back and I JUST. DON'T. GET. IT. No explanation for it either (might be the generation gap). Nevertheless, I still quote it all the fucking time. Just 'cause I don't like it doesn't mean I have to shit on it.

They shoulda gone with the Schnappster.

I love this scene, but what's with the 30fps? Did you rip this from a PAL format disc?

Man, this musta been a SLOW news day in the special topics department. The anal bleaching issue is more controversial than James Deen. Hell, the Academy Award nomination for "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" is more controversial than James Deen.

@timewilltell7 Not every INDIVIDUAL perhaps, but every collective was. The question is whether a group had written language to document it if they documented it at all; a lot of history has been lost to sieges & pillaging. Also, atrocities tend to vary in scale or taste depending on what culture ...

@VicenteMosin Actually they did shoot footage from a wider angle but the preview audience members started passing out. So they shortened the scenes and zoomed in on the footage they had. That's why the last shot has that weird zoom: they cut in late and optically zoomed in to shorten it for the r...

Jesus, looks like Chris Tucker has been spending his Rush Hour money on cheeseburgers.

@MaijinMando Look up Cool World on Wikipedia, most of it's there.

Anybody else think it's creepy that Donald and his family plan to eat goose for dinner? Poultry cannibal holocaust!

I don't particularly like this juxtaposition, but I know what he's trying to do and I know talent when I see it. I couldn't do something this good in 100 years.

THUMBS UP ANYWAY.

THIS. IS. HOW. YOU. MAKE...a motherfuckin' clip video. Christ, even the bad movies look awesome.

"I'm YOU..."

His bug eyes kill me every fuckin time. They're just too hilarious.

Damn you...Damn you Michel Gondry and your UNLIMITED GENIUS!!!

Sonofabitch...I was gonna revive The Third Man theme for something cool and now I can't!

YEAH! Spill! Where'd you find that track!??

@royalteeee Judging by his clothes I woulda sworn 1991 or 1992.

This is the garage band filmmaking equivalent of "The Thief and the Cobbler": a total work of (derivative) love by people for no reason other than love of the material.

@Cain8262 Actually...now that I think about it...that planet doesn't LOOK much like LV426. Maybe you're right, maybe it's the Alien universe with the same space jockey species, but not the same planet & ship.