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Will someone please tell those fucking idiots that want subtitles to click the "cc" button. I mean Jesus people, how fucking stupid are you!? The description is there for you to read, and not only that...I posted ALL the lyrics IN THE DESCRIPTION too. FUCK, you guys are SO FUCKING stupid. It even says it for the first five seconds of the video with an annotation that says "Turn on/off captions for subtitles" for you mental fucks. Anyhow, that was just a little rant. Hope none of you read this. I love you all.
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FULL LYRICS:
When I get my rice, I want it to be nice and fried
Look dope damn freshest, walking down the street in my new LV shit, yeah
I got my spring roll, nice bite size, I'm ready to go!
Lee Kum Kee soy sauce that's how I know
I'm Jackie Chan cept more dope, yo!
Girl look at my muscal [x3]
The chink man
Girl look at my muscal [x3]
The Chink man
When I walk in the shop I see my LV
Bitch asshole sell me the pimping bag sweet
I got a brain for math, with my pencil I kick some ass
I'm Asian and I know it [x2]
When I'm at the mall, fans come up to me and want it all
When they approach I sign shit take pics act sick show off my dick
turn off my lady charm, my mudabitch is on my arm
Head for the Arcade, internet cafe!
iPhone, iPad, Apple's my FAAAVE!
Girl look at my muscal [x3]
The chink man
Girl look at my muscal [x3]
The Chink man
When I walk in the shop I see my LV
Bitch asshole sell me the pimping bag sweet
I got a brain for math, with my pencil I kick some ass
I'm Asian and I know it [x2]
I'm Asian and I know it...
Check it out [x2]
Giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle yeah [x4]
Yeah I'm Asian and I know it
Girl look at my muscal [x3]
The chink man
Girl look at my muscal [x3]
The Chink man
I'm Asian and I know it!
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I divided this temple quite awkwardly in terms of part sizes, oh well. Apologies on the delay, I needed a break from life, it happens, plus these videos take longer to export, upload, ect. so Mario got uploaded first.
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==LYRICS==
The greatest thing ever just happened to me
(You see!) Take that, Mom, you can't tell me how to be
I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules
Yeah, I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do (ha!)
First, I'll grab some milk; drink straight from the jug
Then grab a sandwich, eat it butt-naked on the rug
All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack...
"Only eat one, young man" F**K THAT! I'll snack 'til I yack !
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No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool
No more bath time! No more hugs! And if I feel like it, I will crap on the rug.
No more mommy! No more dad! Livin' on my own; most fun I've ever had
I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast 'cause I don't give a f**k
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS SUCK!
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My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say, so I yell "f**k" "s**t" and "darn" every day.
My parents ain't around to tell me what to do, so I leave the door open while I take a big poo
My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn, instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on
My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks. They didn't let me watch Bambi, what a bunch of dicks!
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No more parents! No more rules! Yeah, nice try, Mom, but I ain't no fool
No more bath time! No more hugs! And if we feel like it, we will crap on the rug.
No more mommy! No more dad! Finally I can wear my skanky top that I had
I'm eatin' shards of glass 'cause I don't give a f**k!
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream PARENTS SUCK!
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No one to make me clean my room each day of the week
No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheek
No one to zip my jacket when it's cold outside
No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm 'bout die
No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house
No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse
No one to tell me to not take candy from strangers
No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers
Anthony: Hey mom...
Mom: Hi son!
Anthony: ...do you think I can move back in?
Mom: F**K NO!
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==CREDITS==
Producer: Ryan Todd (http://youtube.com/electrongunvidz https://www.faceb...)
Director of Photography: John Alexander Jimenez
Editor & FX: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte (http://youtube.com/belatedmedia)
Post Production Supervisor: Ryan Finnerty
==SONG CREDITS==
-Beat by: Taylor Lipari (http://youtube.com/taylorlipari)
-Lyrics: Anthony Padilla & Ian Hecox
-Final Mix & Vocal Recording: Peter DeLeon
-Hook Melody: Ryan Finnerty
-Vocals Recorded at: Track Shack Studios
==CAST==
-Billy & Mom: Ian Hecox
-Anthony: Anthony Padilla
-Stranger: Miles Miniaci
==ADDITIONAL CREW==
-Make-up & Costume Design: Paula Barkley
-Colorist: Mike Burton
-Media Manager: Scott Miller
-Art Director: Patrick Egan
-Assistant Director: Ethan Ireland
-Gaffer: Kerry Sweeney
-Grips: Jon Hooker & Brian Rife
-Casting Director: Julliane Gabert
-Production Assistant: Frank Cosgriff
-Assistant Camera: Elyjah Wilbur
-Audio Playback: Palmer Taylor
-House location provided by: Kenny Russell (https://www.facebook.com/pages/Big-Brother-Comics/150305772504)
-Grip & Electric provided by: GRIP SERVICES
-Shot on the RED EPIC
==PARTY SCENE EXTRAS==
Breanna Baker
Dwight Taylor
Kaleb Knieriem
Vivian Yeung
Jacqueline Guillory
Christa Quinn
Ellectra Hartman
Leslie Andrews
Courtney Leonard-Maye
Brittany Sims
Buddy Rahming
David Schiffelbein
Amanda Schiffelbien
Holy crap, you made it to the end! Here's a cookie (for breakfast).
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