About this user
I am th head of the church of Techollogy. I used to be a shit programmer but one day i produced a program that two other people used the program was called Diabetics1.0. This program was a self improvement trainer for programmers but soon I expanded the source code to Godly proportions.
One night when i was working on my code drinking my caffeine riddled soft drink ( completely ignoring the advise from professionals in the medical field) I stumbled on a sub code. This code had been written by an evil hacker named Peenew to infect his cluttered ISP so he could be free to download torrents at high speed. He infected a whole galaxy of machines crippling them till every browser was hijacked and every click opened 700 popups. The Users of this galaxy purged their solid state drives and sent the code via cosmic waves that resembled 802.11 standards but much more powerful hurtling across the vastness of the void.
Millions of years passed when the waves found a newly emerging tech empire.....EARTH circa 1985. The windows OS was the perfect breeding ground for millions of lines of malicious code i call Codhons.
The only way to purge your systems of these Codhons is to join the Church of Techollogy and live a clean life without the use of professionally advised anti-virus and with the use of my patented software that may cost you your life............savings.
Age
111
Country
United States
Occupation
Messiah
Companies
Church of Techollogy
Schools
Brothers of Techollogy Programing School
Interests
Programing and extorting peoples life savings
in fairness dave that 08 imac specs are crap even by 08 standards.