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Name:
Goran
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Latest Activity:
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About Me:
1)If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
2)Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
3)Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
4)In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.
5)It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
6)Nothing is as easy as it looks.
7)Everything takes longer than you think.
8)Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
9)The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
10)A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
11)You will always find something in the last place you look.
12)No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
13)In order to get a personal loan, you must first prove you don't need it.
14)If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
15)Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
16)Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.
17)There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.
18)Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
19)Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.
20)A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
21)Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.
22)Where patience fails, force prevails.
23)If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
24)If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
25)The cost of the hair do is directly related to the strength of the wind.
26)Great ideas are never remembered and dumb statements are never forgotten.
27)The light at the end of the tunnel is a train
28)Being dead right, won't make you any less dead.
29)Traffic is inversely proportional to how late you are, or are going to be.
30)No matter where I go, there I am.
31)If anything was worth doing, it would've already been done.
32)Beauty is only skin deep, fashion even shallower.
33)An expert is someone with an opinion and a word processor.
34)Things are never as good as they are bad.
35)If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
36)Anyone who isn't paranoid simply isn't paying attention.
37)Behind every little problem there's a larger problem, waiting for the little problem to get out of the way.
38)When you really need something, its either not available, or can't be found. When you don't need it, its either available, or lays around in plain sight.
39)Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
40)The difference between Stupidity and Genius is that Genius has its limits.
41)The person ahead of you in the queue, will have the most complex transaction possible
42)The road to success is always under construction
43)You can't expect the unexpected, otherwise there would be no need for the word unexpected
44)Instruction manuals are for losers
45)Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
46)You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
47)If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
48)When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
49)Bills travel through the mail at twice as fast as checks.
50)If you have a little extra money to blow, something will break, and cost more than that little extra.
51)When in trouble do what you can. If that fails try what you can't. If that fails give yourself an A for effort and run like hell with pride!
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Serbia
Interests:
Movies(all genres), Comics(collecting) , Books
Movies:
200 Cigarettes , City of God , Star Trek(all parts) , Logan`s run , Kelly`s heroes , Donnie Darko , Lord Of The Rings (1,2,3) , 300 , Pulp Fiction ...
Music:
See playlists !!!
Books:
Terry Pratchett , Neil Gaiman , Umberto Eco , John Steinbeck , Isaac Asimov , Arthur C. Clarke , L. N. Tolstoy , Charles Dickens , Milorad Pavic ...
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