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This is my fourth cover listening to of these girls, and I just now noticed how pretty the guitarist is. Her hair and eyebrow style suits her well, and she's got a really cute nose. I've come to the conclusion that Americans tend to have the nicest noses. People foreign to America usually seem to...

@antifascistmilitant @antifascistmilitant Steal it yourself, man. This site's badass for that, and easy as fuck to convert youtube videos into mp3's

God, the music sucks dick off.

@Hidamned Hahaha, right. Good luck with that, ya little whore.

At first glance, I thought the red flashlight was a dildo.

@letspretendxc0re I'm going to get a butterfly knife soon. I've had a couple training ones before, but yeah... I can't do anything as good as you, and you're just a beginner. That's intense. I'm for sure going to learn those tricks you're doing. They're sick as fuck.

@Harrawesome No, he's saying... "awe, shut up!".

@ItsMichaelReid I don't know why people are giving you a thumbs up. You're a homo.

If you could like, add an acoustic instrumental, possibly the actual song of one with it... it would be badass. I don't think the rap idea was good, man. This is weird. Do you like my shitty cover? Haha.

How much would you sell me that one you said is discontinued? I really like the design.

I really like how you're honest, and you give your honest opinion about all your products. You're an honest business man. I respect that, sir.

Your voice isn't so great, no offense. Some parts, yes. I like your higher tones. Your guitar playing skills are pretty damn good though. Fucking intense, man. Is that your mom that popped her head towards you?

I know you were trying to be funny at the end, but really... it just makes the song seem contradicting. With that being said, that part didn't go so well. You tried though.

Wow, you covered this song Very well. Your voice is phenomenal, and you're quite a pretty girl. Your eyes are really intriguing.

@TheShilty Fuck you? Alright, will do. Which hole do you prefer?

This religion, "Christianity" is nothing but a mere sense of hypocrisy. This style of music doesn't mix well with Bible thumping. God is against worldly things. Aren't we supposed to be "not of this world"?

Hoo huh! Hoo huh! Hoo huh! The girl/little boy said as it exploded.

Needs more dislikes.

You know, for people who have seen the "Retarded Policeman", it's not that hard to figure out that you copied his character, you poser! You even stole quite a few of his lines.

@arianachicka123 I don't like you, you're gay. Dumbass broad. Gtfo, and go work your corners.

David Ford suddenly turned to shit.

Wow, kids. I do meth... I actually put a video of me up smoking meth. You're a fucking idiot. Green food coloring as meth? Oh, and if you did meth... you surely wouldn't be as fat as you are. LMFAO.

@azuremily It's alright. I do the same thing. You can listen to by "Lord Anthony" cover by Belle and Sebastian, and see the similarities. ^_^

This is my favorite song by Eisley. You did a phenomenal job, Carli. Jeez, you almost completely imitate her vocal style, and you've nearly got the same vocal range as Cherri. That's intense. Cover smarter.

Props, well done. I really like your eyebrows, and your nose is really cute.

@bigsi1968 Jesus loves you.

@ColtsFan1912 I cried too, when I heard this. I'm sure my father also cried.

@glittrgurl Hey kid, Gary Jules wrote it.