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That pedo fellow whom by she was killed, he is a right old laugh sometimes, even though he's an out and out threat and is as wicked at heart. I did not cry upon seeing the film, but it showed me the darkest of human minds you find in a society - it showed me their menace full fledged

1:16 'this is their target, Super Mario.'

Yes, Gandalf the Grey thats what they used to call me, now I am Gandalf the Badass White

He's just realised that he's fat

It sounds like the merry harp of an angel, strumming the jollity of a thousand ecstacies into a single tune. P.S. it is probably the merry synthesiser of an angel, not a harp - just harp sounds cooler.

@billsemotional What were you doing to this... dinosaur? Perhaps what Sting was doing to his double bass at 2:08

You can fight them in the hills, in the skies, on the water - but more will come, myriads more. your arm will grow weak and bullets will run out fast - the hordes of the far east.

You cannot INVADE Russia, it is pure folly. The bleak moors cold and the winds chill would freeze the bones of both man and tank, and blow down the weaker planes. Snow and Ice will make slow and painful work of the feet of your troops (as they did Hitler and Alexander the Great), and then they wi...

The really pale chap at 1:23 used to be black - he's just has a phobia of crowds

What is truly impressive (setting aside the other nasty details) about Germany, is that even after the armistice at Versailles WW1 (when they lost many of their weaponry and armour), they rose again, a rising threat in the heart of Europe. They took Japan under their wing and came at us like eagl...

Imagine the whirr of helicopters approaching america's east coast, and the thunder of bombs blasting the american land. Then the thousand drear battleships rising from the horizon with chinese troops disembarking onto the land with fighter jets behind them.

America, be prepared...