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Seriously this movie fucking deserved an Oscar.

@lilmidget155 Not all of them though. Unit 731 is still at large(though that's our fault, we pardoned them for their research when we should have tortured them for their research and then execute them afterwards). Segregation is still an issue in Japan. There are shrines honoring their war cri...

"...But seriously, who gives a FUCK about Worf?!"

-- Confused Matthew

Anyone who would cry during Mufasa's death scene is the same kind of pussy ass hippie bitch cocksucker who would cry during Grave of the Fireflies.

I don't cry at either because I am not an easily emotionally manipulated idiot. That. and in the case of not crying during Grave of the Fireflies, ...

You Lion King fans need to quick your bitchin', a take a step down, and take off your nostalgia goggles because The Lion King sucked and the no.1 it sucked is because it was based on an anime.

All anime is TERRIBLE source material to work with because the Japanese can't write worth a darn. Seri...

FUN FACT: During its release, critics savaged this movie for its anti American themes, and atrociously written storyline with totally contrived moments meant to manipulate you into crying and feeling sorry for Imperial Japan.

Then when Roger Ebert made this review, mindlessly praising it, all...

Some teenage witch named Sabrina-- er, I mean "Kiki" and her wisecracking pet cat Sabastian--er, I mean "Jiji" both go to a poorly defined European town to work in a bread shop for some undefined reason. She loses her powers, then regains her powers and dates a nerd in between. The end.

I did no...

@plastof Seriously you want to stay in India, you'll be much happier there, as long as our proud American Coca Cola co. factories don't fuck up and dirty those water reservoirs beyond recognition.

@GiubileiFernando Evangelion? The show with the endless whining and it all ends with people turning into orange juice? FLCL? That unfunny tryhard LOLSORANDUMB show that's so random and arbitrary and makes no sense? Macross? That unrealistic show about how the power of love and singing songs...

@Atomsking Sigh. From your comments, in where you mix up ancient Rome with ancient Greece I see you imply that I mix up the Chinese with the Japanese. I don't. The Chinese have had a rich elegant language and culture. They have also contributed many crafts to the world. The only things the J...

@turdy3birdy Probably a person who'd cry during a film like Grave of Fireflies. I hope that person is reading my comment right now, because things like peace and freedom were not won by hippie pussies appeasing dictators. They were won by brave alpha males of the United States, the United Kingd...

After their license expired, they had change the names of the characters and redo the designs of the characters like Simba being a regular lion rather than a white one.

Simba= Kimba, Nala = Kitty, Zazu= Coco, Claw = Scar, Gargoyle T Warthog = Puumba, the black four = the hyenas, etc.

In additi...

Before checking out this film, I suggest all of you search "Confused Matthew Spirited Away".

@blorge510 I now make it my duty to watch anime, and point out all the obvious plot holes and the overall shallowness this "medium" or "artform" brings out in its entries to prove that western writers have ALWAYS been better than Japanese ones and that the Japanese should learn some English becau...

@100vivitar Being an anime company that makes anime, yep! They are pretty gay.

But don't worry, they keep their stupid audio because Totoro and the rest of Hayao Miyazaki's body work sucks anyway. The only good thing about them is animation and music and that's it.

"Like all animes ever made, t...

@ThatLastGuy Definately! The Japanese can't write!

Very blank wooden personality less characters who speak stilted dialogue that is long needlessly irrelevant. Check! Poorly defined and poorly explained world. Check! Plot holes and mixed messages galore. Check! All glaring, intelligence insulting flaws covered by by beautiful animation. Check! R...