AI BAI SAUSAGE!!1!!!1

1.don't believe anything I say, I'm probably just making up everything as I write it
2.don't be insulted by anything I say because I'm only saying it to make you angry regardless of my opinion on the subject.
3.you do not talk about fight club

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95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would yell "DO A BARREL ROLL!!!"

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COPY AND PASTE
If you are one of the people who
think asking "DID HE DIE?"
Is totally awesome...
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THIS IS AMAZING ! farward this message on to five people AND within 3 minutes ABSOLOUTLY NOTHING will happen !!!!! i tried it TWICE and it worked BOTH times THIS REALLY WORKS pass this on more people need to know

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Religion is like genetalia:
Don't show it off in public and don't ram it down children's throats

I call shenanigans

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WW2 was an inside job

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and all the whores and politicans will look up and shout "save us" and I'll look down and whisper...."DO A BARREL ROLL!"

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Science flies you to the moon; Religion flies you into buildings

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