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@eldargas1 Bred to guard the sheep, cows, and VODKA! Lol no buddy I'm just just messing with you. I actually met a Russian lady on the beach in Maui (of all places...) She had a dog that was just shy of 180 pounds. It was the most docile, friendly, and downright playful pooch I've every seen....

@jackabreaction I believe you buddy. I live in a semi-rural area in Tennessee, which has a huge population of copperheads and a few rattle snakes. Back when I was 13 my family and I adopted a stray cat. (Or rather he adopted us. He showed up one day and would not leave. Sooo, we took him in....

@0:38 - Is that an empty pint of whiskey on the right side of the flowers and balloons?

He couldn't of been for real....

Staged... the whole thing is staged.

@gonzisonsbc "DEEZ CRACKAS BE SPITTIN' ON NIGGAS!" LMAO!! Now that is what my fellow white middle to upper-middle class buddies and I consider to be the "perfect weekend get-away!" (Yes this is sarcasm in it's purest form!) After a long, hard work week, I don't enjoy a neighborhood bbq, grab ...

@toria555 I think it's great that you've had the experiences you've had, but mine have been a little different. He IS over-generalizing the situation, but I unfortunately have been put in the scenario he describes many times. (Basically being dared to say a racist comment.) It was really bad in...

I actually don't think this is either one of their better performances....

@MrSaycool Ha! Korny jokes are always my favorite!

..........OK so mine isn't as funny as yours but I felt the need to chime in

Well he kept his shit together after he heard "no." And he does seem like a nice enough kid. But I do have to agree with Simon, while he's not a "horrible singer," he doesn't have the talent for American Idol. Maybe with some voice coaching he could perform in church choirs. (I'm not being n...

@dantesinfernal0 oh me neither.... Not going to apologize for something neither myself or my ancestors took part in. I've researched my family history pretty well. Up until 150 years ago, my family line was still in Ireland. PLUS, they were way too poor to even think about owning a slave. So...

I say board him on a plane along with anyone else bitching about the weather. Find a liquored-up pilot and send them on their way.... problem solved!

@Marth8880 FOR REAL BUDDY! How does a mock farting contest spark heated international debate? (Especially one that's a reenactment of a freaking CARTOON.) Why can't people just laugh? Sometimes a fart competition is JUST A FART COMPETITION!

Lol... not bad buddy, not bad at all!

Precursor to Chris Farley...? I'm not saying Chris Farley was unoriginal, just saying he and John Belushi had similarities in style. Some of them were unfortunate. May both of them Rest in Peace.

Enough seriousness... THIS IS SOME FUNNY SHIT!!!

Oh yeah... this kid is gonna get in trouble in preschool.... "Teacher, guess what Daddy told me last night?"

@yungsoulja038 Buddy if you find Steve-O's olfactory senses weak, then I don't even want a freaking hint about what your typical Saturday night involves.

WTF DID HE EAT TO CAUSE SUCH A BLAST???

How the hell did this end up in my inbox anyway?? I hate rap and hiphop!!

@iAMVyt LOL that's funny, some of her mannerisms are the same as his, and from certain angles she actually kind of looks like him! Not enough resemblance to be siblings, but maybe cousins.

Why is it so self-gratifying to pop a zit? What is the fascination with this? Kinda wish I had one of those right now...

?? What is it that black chicks eat that makes their gas smell so freaking bad? Whenever i have to clean the restroom at work after one of them I seriously want to gag! This never happens with women of any other ethnicity! Sometimes we can smell it through the damn door ! My employees will t...

Brave cat!!

My Critique of the the artists that performed for this event (or at least as much as these videos jogged my memory)

KORN: unbelieveable!!! Enough Said

AARON LEWIS: Great! Perfect Metallica song choice for his vocal style

LIMP BIZCUT: Actually pleasantly surprised. Good song choice. Successf...

Notice how they barely panned over to the members of Metallica during this performance!

I'd probably fart.........

Love ACDC, but I gotta ask, are any of these guys even CLOSE to average height, LOL!

I guess I probably should've said "RAN." I've noticed my grammar has gotten awful recently. LOL, possibly another effect of the internet? :)

I wonder how much shit this guy takes for being a big guy in a field stereotyped by bimbos? Make fun of me all you want but if I would go to this guy for a message. Looks like he would be professional and he knows what the hell he's doing.

@TomManoSkate It's because no matter how old you are, no matter what sex or race you are, no matter what is going on in the world, FARTS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY! PERIOD!

@narred98 LOL no man that's Indiana Jones! Seriously, have you seen "Raiders of the Lost Ark" or "Temple of Doom?" It seems like parts of those movies were incorporated into this video, or vice-versa. It is a good song though.