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@AntiBayern1000 More what? Englishmen??

Hope she's wearing sunblock...

Can I take a ride on the demonic slope? Sounds like fun.

I didn't laugh once in any Transformers movie... but I'm not hatin'. The fast and silly dialoges became quite anoying at times. So... less of what Bay calles humour, more action and no whittywackers (or whatever they were called) can only make for a better movie I guess. A sensible story would al...

Wow... she should always have her hair open! Wow... like... hot... wow. ;-)

@8523wsxc Actually, when I think about it... I don't like Schäuble anyway... so, misspronounce him as much as you want, Cenk. ;-)

Ok, I guess I'm being stupid here - never been in a wheelchair - I have no idea what the cushion's good for... just a couple of far fetched theories... ;-)

I'm german - and I'm not offended!! I think I actually might have a sense of humor! Should see a doctor.

Craig should get Billy Connolly and Robin Williams and just do emails for 2 hours... emmy material I tell ya! ;-)

Did my fellow german say "Laura PrePorn" there?!? :-D

He fought with dignity 'til the end. I really admire that. Although he (and I) would say he doesn't, Rest in peace man.

We have a life what?!? Your plea for an open mind? Don't let your brains fall out.

Am I the only one that feels a little reminded of the first Crysis? With the dome barrier and exo-suits?

@darkmagic1701 They cancelled it because most stargate fans just couldn't handle a show with real actors and a silly thing called a real story. :-/

I had to raise 3 kittens myself because their mother died 3 days after they were born... and believe me, when 3 very young kittens start rolling around in their own **** (you get the idea), because they can't tell the toilet from their sleeping place (yet), you wash them. Sure, they don't like it...

Good thing I had the music in the background... how else would you notice how dramatic the pictures are... (Irony)

Damn ectoplasm! Get off my lawn!

About time starfleet found the button for continuous fire... I remember back in the old days they fired for like half a second and discussed how little damage they inflicted for 5 hours. No wonder the Borg get ideas...

What's with all the zooming and panning? Ok, we get that you guys have a nice new set. Compromise: Just show us a panorama of the studio at the end of every clip, then - please - hold still... because I get sea sick.

@Pancettie That goes without saying. Saves characters.

You see how the old woman shakes her head?

I think a key part of religion and the reason it is so good at forming stable closed societies is the fact that gives people reason to feel better, superior to others...

When she shakes her head, consciously or unconsciously, she thinks exactly that...

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"Ouch"... Yes, the truth can hurt...

Man, that was back in the good old days when the borg were really scary, when the whole federation could be destroyed by a single ship.

They weren't green and all slimy, had no queen, good times. Resistence is futile.

Can you see her builtin argument disgarderator go off? At about 5:06 . ;-)

Well done. And nice of the FOX-News person to let him talk.

That was just awesome! Offend away! :-)

Your real name actually sounds kind of badass... ;-) At least to a german with a name awkward even to german standards.

How can anyone take Bill O'Reilly seriously... this is kindergarten logic...

Really, I'm at a loss. Can someone explain that? Maybe someone who does take him seriously?

I don't like the word "unfuck"... how about "defuck" or "retrofuck"... ;-)

@Brett32324 In the hope that that question is actually serious, 1-stars just aren't bright enough to be seen by the camera (compared to the sun and earth), 2-the stuff is up there, but, as already mentioned, space is big, and odds are that if you ever saw some of the stuff, it would probably be t...

Just watched my first 15 min of Jimmy Fallon... seemed like 15 min of awkward pause nonstop... ;-) Glad I'm back.

@mhammer1777 The FCC appearently thinks most americans aren't.

@rogerswift1983 The big number of religious people in the world is all the more reason to insult them as often as possible.