hello sir o what ur a girl?

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my dick feels dead would you like to give mouth to mouth?

If all your life you have a role, Your decisions are made for you, If you're not allowed to direct your life, But you still somehow have to make do.

The grass is green. The sky is blue. The clouds are white. The dogs are mean. The cows do moo. I really could use a fight.

me: hey
ryan:hi
me: um is that a spork?
ryan: yes
me: well why do you have it
ryan: have what
me: um the spork
ryan: its not a spork
me: um yes it is
ryan: is it
me: yes.
ryan: is it
me: yes..
ryan: is it
me: YES!!!
ryan: is it
me: I WILL STAB YOU
ryan: will you
me: thats it
ryan: no NO NOOOOOOOOO

one day while sleep walking " without me knowing of course" my parents woke me up and told me what i did, i screamed out "VAGGIIINNNAA"" and started to hump the chair

Am I Really An Idiot Or Am I So Smart
That You Think Im An Idiot? hmm

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EVERYONE SING THE JEW SONG


NOOOO NOT THE SPORK!!!!!!!!!!

Red Is Epic The More Red It Is The More Epic It Is

Do It Today Because It Might Be Illegal Tomorrow

why are scientist looking for cleaner fuels they should be concentrating on other things like make-up for dogs thats where the money is at BITCHES LOVE MONEY!!

me: "I'll trade joo my cow for joor children."

randomlady: what?

me: That's how they did it in the olden days

random lady: ooh okay

me: hmm which one to molest first

random lady: what

me: nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




johnny: dude why are you always depressed

me: i have a cynical perspective on life, with certain degrees of regret, depression, emotional and social detachment.

johnny:.... what

me: sigh i'm emo and i hate life

johnny: oohh well why aren you wearing pants?

me:AH!

not sure if you noticed but my favorite color is red

what to do if u see my profile pic on your channel

step1: shut down your browser immediatly

step2: turn off your computer

step3: dig a hole about 9 ft deep in your backyard

step4: carry your computer to the hole (while wearing gloves with tungsten plating)

step5: place the computer in the hole with caution to avoid an atomic explosion that would probably wipe out 2/5 of your neighborhood

step6: bury the damn thing as quickly as possible

step7: stand back and wait for explosion

95% of teens are worried one day miley cyrus will fall off the empire state building
are you one of the 5% thats sitting there screaming JUMP BITCH JUMP

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(+'.'+) This is a bunny!
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no I dont have OPEN CHAT!
why? cause i dont take w101 too serious that it would lead me to use my credit card

yep i played beta wizard101 but my guy from there got banned XD

miley cyrus is lady gaga #2

i hate everything equally.

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