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I love Bob Seger, and I love Metallica. While I don't know Bob's take on it, I think that he would be pleased that even a band as vastly different from him in musical style saw enough value in his song to want to give their own interpretation of it to the world.

It's such a happy, upbeat song, with such a harsh theme. I love it. Plus, it's a situation pretty much every man has been in at least once.

While I think that Vader stomped the shit out of Hitler in the first one, I think that this time, Hitler actually barely nudged in the victory. Except, wait. He also got fed to the Rancor. Barely won the rap battle, but got his ass iced again. I'm thinking he needs to avoid Vader from now on.

@commonloon0 Oh, no disagreement from me there. Any man who has the nerve to expect a courtesy he isn't willing to give in return is a sexist tool.

I would like to make a distinction here between control and abuse, because in certain situations, where a power imbalance is consensually created in a relationship, it isn't inherently abusive. HOWEVER, in the context it is presented in Twilight, Edwards possessiveness and intimidation towards Be...

On the other hand, I don't believe for a single second in the inherent "sanctity of life", and so anyone who went against this plan would, for the good of the group, be dealt with swiftly and fatally. In a life or death situation, you have to weed out the dumb ones, and quickly. They have an alar...

For those of you who don't get the "claymore" joke... A claymore is a sword that can be wielded in either one or two hands, also called a "hand-and-a-half sword", or sometimes, a bastard sword. Here, it is clearly being used as a double entendre, referring possibly to a real weapon, possibly to t...

Let us be blunt here... Christopher Columbus didn't "discover" anything. He quite literally tripped over America in an attempt to reach the Indies by a western route, so as to avoid having to traverse the dangerous waters surrounding the Cape of Good Hope. Despite his epic failures as an explorer...

You want to know the sad part? I had never even HEARD of Guitar Hero before I found out that Dragonforce had a song on it.

You turned one of the great flashes into a Rick Roll. There is indeed an internet hell, and when you die, you will ascend as it's new overlord for this monstrosity.

@madaraisagoodboy321 Respectfully disagree... Ben had better style, broader content, snappier insults, great historical references, and a punnish humor that Bill just couldn't cap with.

John Lennon won, but Bill had some NASTY zings and some good style. I almost threw up in my mouth, though, when I heard "I'd rather suck George Bush's dick than Yoko Ono's"... and then proceeded to laugh really hard.

Shakespeare wins by default here... Dr Seuss never actually himself participated in the rap battle. The style (or lack there of, depending on your view) of the other characters is completely irrelevant here.

@TekkenFan13 For an even stranger twist, Agenst Smith vs. Elrond, since they were both played by the same guy, but were COMPLETELY opposite characters, and came from different genres.

@BobbityBoopy Yes, that works... However, if Cullen is actually presented as anything other than a bumbling incompetent, it would be shameful in ways words can't describe. Screw the Sparklepires, one and all.

I had to work hard at filtering out my loathing of Bieber when judging this one. After approaching it from all angles, and successfully suppressing my own biases, I am happy to say that Beethoven STILL gave Bieber the verbal version of the rectal rod-ramming.

Okay... This one was really well fought, but I gotta say... Bonaparte recovered from his Waterloo admirably. XD

Dr Who vs Doctor Horrible. Now THAT would be something. As to who won... I can't really call this one, though I am inclined to say that Wonka had the better style, while Ronald had the sharper insults.

Wow, not only can't he succeed in his ambition to dominate the world, but Hitler can't outrap Vader, either. Epic fail all around. Vader smoked him like a ciggy.

@dab0r Ignoring for a second the fact that your reply made no sense what so ever, you can't possibly tell me that you approve of this nonsense. To make an event that someone has no control over... which is ALREADY deeply psychologically scarring (I know three women who have gone through it alread...

I'm a drinker, a smoker, overweight, I passionately dislike most other men, and tend to act on that dislike preemptively when I meet others of my sex for the first time, I can be (at times) incredibly short sighted, selfish, and a bit of a bully, and last but not least... I had to fight REALLY ha...

As a straight man, I never use this phrase. I think it's silly and wrong. Also, I have a question: Would someone please explain homophobia to me? I don't get it. I personally LOVE gay men... they don't wolf-whistle at my girlfriend, they don't get into stupid dick-waving matches with me in the ef...

As a long-time practicioner of bondage and other alternative sexual practices, my hat goes off to you for having the courage to step outside your comfort zone. I think that it's exactly in the places within ourselves that the most nervousness dwells that the greatest erotic awakenings can take pl...

I think that it's less important how much a woman weighs, and more important how she feels about her body. Confidence is sexy, and I have met many women, both plus-sized and thin, who are incredibly appealing simply because they obviously love their bodies, and take pride in the way they look. Th...

Long distance relationships can be very hard... They are also very rewarding. The emphasis that MUST be placed on communication when you are in a long distance relationship can really bring you closer together. And it makes the emotional and sexual high you get from being together when you DO get...