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http://mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pant...
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http://mstaken.com - this is a ladies' response to "Jizz In My Pants" by Lonely Island. we (the pantless knights) got approached by a gal who had an idea for a fake engagement ring to ward off douchebags. we thought the whole thing was hilarious and told her we wanted to make a music video for it. a few months later, here it is and we hope you like it! also, peep our cameos FTW!!! big ups to the girls puking in their mouths!
-beau, peter and david
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support us and go get the fake engagement ring + keychain fob and douchebag playing cards at
http://mstaken.com. it's now only $30 bucks!
and here's a link to download the free mp3!
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CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Camera by Peter Furia
Lyrics by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia
Beat by Ranidu
Starring Michelle Nunes & Kate Siegel
LYRICS:
Douchebags all across the club / Ladies' night straight poppin the bub
Stalker eyes right above his drink / Cheese-d**k style, with a shoot and wink
Snatch the ring from its hiding place / Flip the bird right in your face
Leave the bar, to escape your glance / Cross the room, now its time to dance
You sneak behind, dont mind, I guess / Until your d**g's on my cocktail dress
Cold as ice, yet you advance / And say you might, jizz in your pants
and I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Swallow it back, I need some room / Plus I said I've got a groom
I turn away, you start to pout
AND I PUKE IN MY MOUTH
You ruined my night, esophagus hurts / Take a hint, Im not here to flirt
Round up the girls, its time bounce / Now Ill go brush my teeth
I'm 15 late for my Yoga class / Kick through the door, now I'm up in that ass
Find a spot, last in the room / Focus, breathe, now its time to ohhhhmmmm
Thats when I noticed this guy behind me / Quite a big smell from a guy so tiny
Pit-stained T-shirt drenched in sweat / O-face grin, bad as it gets
He made a grunt, then his body turned / Saw up his shorts to his inner-thigh perm
AND I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Upside-down, so it's even worse / Son of shiva, what a curly curse
Help me please, I could use a towel cause I
PUKED IN MY MOUTH
Why are there dudes up in Yoga class? / Nonchalant, looking at my chest
Please stop staring when Im on my knees / Plus bearded men shouldn't wear capris
Last week, I was on a site / As I recall, it was a Facebook site
In my bed with a piece of toast / Checked my wall and saw your post and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
Soaking in the tub like a f***ing queen / Need to relax, need to feel the steam
A bubble comes up that reminds me of you and I
PUKE IN MY MOUTH
The next day, I put on jeans and PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I opened the fridge and a fruit rolled out, I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
When I saw Tom Cruise in Valkyre I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I drank a Kombucha and I PUKED IN MY MOUTH
I just felt PUKE IN MY MOUTH
I puke right in my mouth, every time youre next to me
And when you spit your game, its like a train wreck to me
You're such a royal douche, I dont know why you step to me
Forget a rubber, you should go get a vasectomy
PUKE IN MY MOUTH...
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As always, these videos could not be possible without you, your suggestions, and the help of a lot of people:
Written by Nice Peter, EpicLLOYD, MC Mr Napkins
Beat by Dizzy
Directed by Dave McCary
Edited by Dave McCary and Andrew Sherman
Background Design and Compositing by Sean Barrett
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Audio mixed by: Rafael Serrano
CREW
Producer and Assistant Director: Gabe Michael
Assistant Editor: Josh Sasson
Red Camera Operator: Sam Haskell
Lighting: Arthur Hong
Edited by Dave McCary and Andrew Sherman
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Makeup, Hair, Tans and Some Nose: Ashlyn Melancon
Playback: Dante Cimadamore aka King Dick Supreme
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Produced by Mickey Meyer for Maker Studios, Los Angeles, CA.
Production Coordinator: Atul Singh
Script Supervisor and Production Assistant: Chris Miller
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