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And she wondered why he didn't want her number.

I've heard of explosive diarreah, but holy shit... literally.

I think it keeps coming back because it wants you to own it.

@radar3699 I couldn't agree more. The ass end of this thing is a complete deal breaker. He did the '11 Aston Martin Rapide, and that car is PHENOMINAL! Why couldn't Porsche get it right?

I hope this wasn't one you were test driving. ;-)

LOL! I love how she just goes into the "F*k off" rant at the end, like you woke her up.

Dude, that thing sounds angry as hell. LOL!

Turtle Style:

It's like doggy style, only hella slower, and someone yawns a lot.

I got one you might like:

Westin office tower on 6th, ride the ones that go above 14. Holy crap! LOL!

You'll have to James Bond the guard at the desk, but if you're not getting off, it might be kosher.

@SendThemRunning read the title, fool. Let me quote it for you, just in case you're really as ignorant as your comment makes you sound:

"Desert Eagle (that's the model) .50 (that means fifty caliber, or "fitty Cal" in ghetto speak) one hand (that means she knows how to PROPERLY fire this gun SAF...

Darwin FTW!

I'm a security officer in Seattle area. I got called in to work emergency coverage at a port site that my company has, because of this. I lost time that I could have used to get things done like errands and house work. I had to cancel a date with my girlfriend. I want to see change happen also, ...

A heavy move company called Mammoet, here in the states, uses some pretty new Liebherr mobile cranes. Amazing pieces of machinery they are. I've not seen any other mobile crane that impresses me as much as the Liebherr's do.

This is how rednecks turn mud tires into racking slicks.

I also agree with @35codyc.

@evanccsmith This might be a really stupid question (I don't know a lot about airplanes, but I do have an interest) but does running on diesel vs JetA cause any problems for the engine? Also, you say it "starts and runs on whatever is in the fuel tanks", so theoretically, you could also run biodi...

Anyone else disturbed by the fact that Rachel Hunter with no makeup is Kevin Bacon with long hair??

talk about dinner on the run!

Where in the hell did you put train horns on that small of a car????

3:36 - Was that planned!? LOL!

I now have a renewed respect for the sound and versatility of the bassoon! :-)

@Uriboom Thank you! That'll be awesome! :-)

If they can take that cold, they'll work here. :-)

Curious, what's the song?

Holy Crap! It's Wilford Brimley in cat form!

@megaEDWIN3 They call it a "Kittyhawk". *smirk*

Holy crap... The more that titty pops out, the more my stomach turns.

Big girls *should not* wear small clothes.

Then there's Bugs Bunny's daughter...

To quote Ron White... "Things that make ya go.... ewww."

I think I need a cigarette now... ya know... kill myself some more.

It was really stupid of GM to kill this car. I'm glad to see there are still some lurking in real life, running or not. :-)

Anyone else wondering what the EV-1 could do with today's battery technology and electronics?

You must have some damn good batteries! LOL!

I always wondered if this was true, now I know.

BTW, dude with the knife has skill.

It's twisted as hell, but it's still funny. :-)

This is just absolute bullshit. I've been trying to follow up on what happened and all I can tell is that someone got jealous that you're having fun. Not to be an asshole Dave, but I think it's time you plant about 10-20 meters of trees around your land, and angle the driveway so people can't see...

There's one way to light your cigarette. lol

I wonder if they got their deposit back? LOL

This had to have been in Beaumont.

That was.... interesting.

@mikebingham34 I think the same thing powers my neighbor's Geo Metro.