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10 months ago

PS3 Haz no gaymez!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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1 year ago

Crysis 2 - Invaders Must Die Multiplayer Demo Gameplay Trailer | HD

Crysis 2 featuring stunning multiplayer gameplay footage in dense, urban environments and music by The Prodigy. Team up with fellow augmented soldi...

XboxViewTV • 131,374 views

TheRealKingHarkinian commented:

@drunkenpimphand It doesn't last for a long time soooo nope.
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1 year ago

Marvel vs Capcom 3 - M.O.D.O.K's Theme- HDSound

Marvel vs Capcom 3 - M.O.D.O.K's Theme- HDSound

xilippo91 • 4,976 views

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Terrible.
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1 year ago

Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Capitan America's Theme - HDSound

Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Capitan America Theme

xilippo91 • 20,100 views

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USA!
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1 year ago

Epic but Hilarious Falcon Punch

This film's moral:

NEVER, EVER MESS WITH AN ANGRY CAPTAIN FALCON ON A BAD DAY!!! And you thought that was a GOOD idea!?

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OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1 year ago

Yankee Candle Haul (Jan. 2011)

www.yankeecandle.com

~Pink Lady Slipper $24.99

~Early Sunrise $24.99 with coupon $12.45

~Sage & Citrus $9.99

~Teddy Bear IDK How Much

~Mixed Tarts/...

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I bet his rooms smells mad nice though!
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1 year ago

Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Morrigan's Theme - HDSound

Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Morrigan's Theme - HDSound

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1 year ago

Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Ryu's Theme - HDSound

Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Ryu's Theme - HDSound

xilippo91 • 8,591 views

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It sounds like some unce unce stuff
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1 year ago

Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Thor's Theme - HDSound

Marvel vs Capcom 3 - Thor's Theme - HDSound

xilippo91 • 9,347 views

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@Lybra1022 I think its good for where hes from it sounds kinda Asgardish.
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1 year ago

Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition Rebecca Chambers Trailer [HD]

Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition Rebecca Chambers Trailer [HD]

Developer: Capcom

Release: 3/9/2010

Genre: Survival Horror/3rd Person

Platform: PS3/X360...

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Haha bugspray
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1 year ago

Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition Sheva Business Trailer [HD]

Resident Evil 5 Gold Edition Sheva Business Trailer [HD]

Developer: Capcom

Release: 3/9/2010

Genre: Survival Horror/3rd Person

Platform: PS3/X3...

machinima • 88,869 views

TheRealKingHarkinian commented:

She looks just like hunnigan
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1 year ago

Ike fights for his friends

Someone had to do it.

Edit: 1,000 views! Thanks guys, this is my most views I've ever had.

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@hix0n2000 haha im retarded i wasnt even thinking!
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1 year ago

Old Man Japanese Prank - part 1

japanese culture has evolved greatly over the years, from the country's original Jōmon culture to its contemporary hybrid culture, which combines i...

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1 year ago

SSBB - Ouch

Got caught in a Pokemon/Smart Bomb combo twice in a row, all leading up to a lava explosion. Ouch.

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King Dedede sacrificed himself to save the wadle dee
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1 year ago

大乱闘スマッシュブラザーズ　BombsAway

ボムリンク

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@adizidane10 no he stole it from him
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1 year ago

Super Smash Bros 64 TAS - Link Team Combo

American Version

The invisible bomb glitch allows the bombs not to explode after a while. Great hitstun :) .

Tool Assisted

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1 year ago

Super Captain Falcon ULTIMATE CANCEL COMBO on DK

Testing this code a little...

Slow-mo version is needed in order to see what is going on :P

Gameshark code used: Ultimate Cancel

31 hits

Super Fal...

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1 year ago

SMPKF - Dinnership Bois - Love Makes the World Go Round

SMPKF = "Sentence-Mixed Poop Karaoke Faggotry".

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Yes lazy.

MP3 here: http://www.mediafire.com/fi......

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Instead of lalala it should have been squa squa squa squadalaaa squadalaaa makes the world go round!
3 years ago
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Delete this video, it is stolen from MAH BOI. MAH BOI uploaded it IN THE MORNING before you did.
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3 years ago

Delete this video, it is stolen from MAH BOI. MAH BOI uploaded it IN THE MORNING before you did.

Mah boi, this video is what all youtubers view! :P

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About The King of Hyrule

My boi, this channel is what all viewers look for! XD
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Date Joined

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King of Hyrule was born Harkinian on 1235 in Hyrule to the mighty John Goodman and Paris Hilton.At school he got bad grades though.Instead of studying,he would often get drunk and party.His fathers methods worked because when Harkinian became a teenager,he was a real macdaddy.A straight pimp.He had many girlfriends because the lady's thought he was fly.After graduating from school,he worked for The Burger King as a personal assistant.He got the job because his father payed the Burger King 2 million dollars. He did a variety of tasks for the King such as getting him coffee and coordinating his schedule.At age 35 his mother Paris Hilton died from a Super Haduken from Ryu..Was the king of hyrule always king.Well,not always.Before he was a king he was political advisor to the ruler The Burger King in 1432.He was the ruler of hyrule at the time .Back then,he was known as Big Brother.Everybody was supposed to love him as a father.There was propaganda of him everywhere.The burger king had laws that were evil. All people were able to eat was Burger King.They couldnt eat at Mcdonalds or KFC.He gave out all the jobs.He forced all people to work at his Burger King chain and forced them to work long hours with small wages.If people complained at work or didnt eat at burger king,they would be sent to a jail where they were force fed hamburgers until they died.Harkinian thought this was unjust and eventually he rebelled against the burger king and challenged him as the new king.He challenged him in Hyrule court. People on the jury were to vote for the Harkinian or the burger king. There was a tie vote. The two men decided to wage a war to solve the problem.They would send soldiers to fight each other. The King had soldiers called THE BIG BOYS. They were really strong because they were given a large amout of steriods so they were hard to kill.One of burger king's best soldier's was Barry Bonds.He was given so many so many sterioos that he was 12 feet tall and could kill somebody just by tapping them with his finger.A war came about called The Burger Rebellion in 1504.The war was brutal and lasted for 3 days.Well,no really not that brutal. The burger king's soldiers were easily defeated because Harkinian's women would distract them and other soldiers would gun them down. it was really lopsided. Harkinian's most loyal follower was Tom Cruise,his military commander.Tom Cruise was a good ally. He was even more powerful than God.He invented the Cruise destroyer.It was similair to the death star and could destroy a huge number of people.3000 at a time.Its location was in the sky and every hour it would launch a deadly blast to burger king soldiers.It had a good targeting system so it avoided hurting Harkinian's soldiers.millions of burger king's men were destroyed because of this superweapon.Eventually,the burger king was overthrown and exiled from Hyrule and Adolf Hitler was killed.After the war,Tom Cruise decided to leave hyrule and become an actor. He soon appeared in the movie Top Gun. Eventually,the burger king was overthrown and exiled from Hyrule and Adolf Hitler was killed.King Harkinian was deeply depressed about tom cruise leaving hyrule.He was a kind ruler though. He created the Triforce of Dinner that gave everyone endless Dinner and made them fat and lazy.He also randomely gave money to people every month.He had one strict rule though.Everyone must eat Bagels for dinner or else they would be arrested and hanged. There were large taxes but it was given back to the community.There was universal health care,and college education was payed for.Everybody drove in nice cars and lived well.there was generally no poverty.It was a semi communitst system.The king didnt want a captitalist system becuase there would be greedy companies like Disney that made 2 million dollars a second while some people could barely get by. The King got a good government to manage Hyrule.The Burger King previously had a government called the Bush Administration.It managed the economy poorly and spent trillions of dollars of Hyrules money poorly on a war in the waterlike Zora Kingdom because there were myths that the zora had weapons of mass destruction and were attempted to overthrow Burger King.There were no weapons . Bill Cosby king of the Zoras created the myth because he wanted to make himself into a godlike emperor with super powers.Anway,the king fired the people from the Bush Administration and created a government similar to the Clinton Administation called Harkinian Administration The King enjoyed being king. His adminstation did most of the King's work for him.He himself did nearly nothing except pay his government. The one thing he did create was the Triforce of Dinner.He had many children but he kept one as a heir and named her Zelda. Zelda was a nice girl but she had problems.

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111

Hometown

Hyrule

Country

United States

Occupation

Ruling Hyrule

Interests

Ruling Hyrule,Dinner,Youtube Poops

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