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They obviously practiced by texting the lyrics to each other.

Teh Chinese have very small feet.

Talk about racial stereotyping. I expect it's all the cornbread they eat.

Oh to be back in Ireland, staring into Kate Bekinsale's Oirish eyes, as the sun sets softly over stonehenge. Er... I meant Keira Knightly's. Or 4 Times Knightly, as we used to call her in Teddington Comprehensive. Back in Oireland.

Why all the CPR? Oh ye of little faith.

Move along folks. Only some christians lying for Jesus. Nothing to see here.

I'd quite like to convert to islam. It's just that I have an awfully hard time believing god spoke gibberish. Surely he spoke english like Jesus. I've read St Paul's letter to the Chrysanthemums and it's faultless. Who else but god could have inspired a greek speaking semite to write it in a ...

Right that's it Schettino, you're fucking sacked. Take the next cruise ship back to head office and pick up your cards.

Sharia law LOL. It's the fucking bible you muppet. Islam is Christianity 2. Get a fucking clue.

I don't hate coons, I just disagree with thier choice to be nig nogs. In fact some of my best friends are jungle bunnies so there.

Vote Santorum. Not a bigot at all.

Tits or GTFO

Surely, if they are Africans, as I presume all Somalis are, we have no business interfering. Aren't they're perfectly entitled to take as many ostriches as they like? It's the thin end of the wedge. They'll be banning fox hunting next.

It is really annoying when Americans think we all live in castles. It's silly. I know at least 4 people who don't, two of whom are still alive. Mr Johnson is one, and he only comes to fix mine, he doesn't live in it. If anything I'd call his home a manse. It's hardly a castle, just because i...

Even I got it wrong, and I was on the Titanic. I suppose that explains why Postman Pat was driving.

Okay now I'm convinced. How do I become a muslim?

This advert is terrible. You can't work out if they're advertising the motorbike, the lorry, or the whisky.

What a brilliant 3 point turn.

Strangley, nobody complains that she gives the whole forcast in Romanian.

"Forgive them father, for they clearly know not what they are doing. Have you seen the dovetailing on this cross? It's shocking. I'd be embarrased to call it a plank, never mind a cross. Quite frankly I'd expected a lot more from the Roman Empire. I'm not talking Chippendale quality, but ser...

I would definitely let them go.

This is so poignant. I'm heartbwoken.

No wonder they threw hin out of the orphanage. It's bad enough with all the coughing.

Another one in the eye for the Catholic Church. This proves there's no down side to excessive masturbation.

North Korea is best Korea. Everybody just spends all day sunbathing.

How hearless can you get? Have a scrap of humanity for god's sake. Can't you see it's hungry? Stop prodding the poor thing and give it a fly.

I am so glad I'm English and my mam found me under the sugarbowl. And how lucky was that kid? That tapeworm was massive. It would have been curtains once it finished eating his mam's liver.

She'll be okay after another pie.

It's scary to think that there are people out there who won't take this seriously.

All your pus are belong to us

LOL @ 1:09 Kids shellshocked. Mam & dad pissing themselves laughing.

@Javitomanzano

"The name of Isaac Albéniz, the composer, is missing."

LOL. The name of Isaac Albéniz the composer is Isaac Albéniz, obviously. Your'e confusing him wiht Maddie McCann I think.

That was the day after tomorrow, surely.

Oh wow Paul POtts u amazin!!!- you go girl!!!

Its a TRAP!!!

Oh for the love of Christ. Why won't one of you racists please help this poor man.

Note to old people: When being annoyed by a stranger's two year old child crying, the best thing you can do is smash their face in. It will work. Go on. You know you want to.

Listening to Dusty is the closest thing I can think of to being shot in lughole with a velvet baton round. Simply astounding voice.

@JESUSISALLINEED1

....if at work you drop a spanner It travels in a downward manner.

And every common working tool is governed by this selfsame rule.

A brick. A bolt. A bar. A cup. Invariably fall down, not up....

I like the base. The base. The buttery biscuit base.

Dodgey tarmac

Burning cables

Racing horses down the street

Looky likey manky pikey

Oh me Darlin Clementine