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Pro-choice and Pro-life? More like Pro-choice and Anti-choice.

Unless we men have gone through menstruation cycles for 5 days every month or carried a baby in our stomach for 9 long, agonizing months, we have no right to tell a woman what she can or can't do with her body.

Jesus freaks just hate it when Harry Potter sells more copies than the Bible.

This film kicks the crap out of The Exorcist, Jaws, Sixth Sense, and every Alfred Hitchcock movie when it comes to scares.

Anyone else expecting the flag to rise up at the end?

"For my next feat, I'll walk across these hot coals while explaining what the hell I am!"

"No, for your next feat, YOU DIE!!"

(Gonzo's head gets blown off)

Now we'll never know. :'(

Anesthesia's a hell of a drug. Just sayin'

Why did you decide to wear that shirt.

I thought it would bring a change blah blah blah.

Translation: Mom and Dad told me to.

You all worship the same god, get over it.

We're going to Disneyland!

Is Mom coming?

Disneyland!!!

A British Bill O'Reilly! AAHHHH!!!

Abandon your religion, keep your spirituality.

@MsParadiseseeker Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings.

Can this please be a weekly YouTube series?

This looks like an SNL skit.

Why isn't she running for President? Because:

1) She's a woman

2) She's not a Jesus freak psychopath

Meeza think me broke me spine.

Good. :)

"Smells like Batman Forever!"

Don't you mean Batman & Robin?

You know, you could have been taken seriously if you didn't act like such an asshole. Just sayin'

Bill's acting hasn't improved since then.

Help me save MJ!

No! Okay.

Hitchcock is the Master. Nuff said.

One of the most fascinating romances ever put on screen. Novak and Stewart work off each other perfectly.

Itt's true that MJ was an artistic genius and revolutionized the world of pop music but come on people! He built an amusement park in his backyard to lure children! Shouldn't that at least raise eyebrows?

I don't like the English dub. The voice acting is really cheesy and distracting. The original Japanese dialogue fits the film so much better.

@gekiryudojo Jesus has millions of subscribers. Doesn't make him right.

You have to admit, NC is getting really creative with his advertisement breaks.

We'll stay at home once religion is gone.

@phxarcher87 Some choose to ignorantly follow a "divine" authority that probably doesn't exist and some choose to fight that ignorance for the sake of human progress.

She says looking at a tree proves God's existence.

I say looking at thousands of children dying from leukemia every year disproves God's existence (or at least proves he's incompetent).

Saying RIP is an unintentional insult to George Carlin.

fuck Tim Tebow.

Carlin for the millionth time is 100% right. I have to admit growing up as a kid, I was a germaphobe. (Still am, though not as badly) A lot of this had to do with the fact that my mother was a nurse and she would constantly warn my older brother and I about the dangers of disease and how playing ...

If I ever have a son, I'll raise him just like how George taught: to think for himself, to question everything, to not put up with anyone's bullshit (even mine), and to not be afraid to form his own opinions.

Thanks, George. You old bastard :)

(In Joe Pesci's name, Amen)

"Thinking Man's Comic."

More like Philosopher who just happened to be funny.

I've lived in Georgia most of my life and I couldn't agree more with Maher. In fact, I'd say he's being a little too kind.

Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church.

America is the greatest nation in the world?

After hearing this story, I disagree.

"If you ever want to make a whole lot of money, start your own religion."

--L. Ron Hubbard

This is more like bad fanfiction porn.

this is incredibly sad. kirk has one hit tv show in the 80s then his career goes nowhere. now he has to evangelize to get people to notice him. funny how the only major films he's starred in recently were shitty independent Christian movies. the really pathetic part is the fact that he actually b...

I could actually see this as an effective way to learn especially how easy it is to access information nowadays with the Internet.

I feel really unclean watching this.

Here's the thing about free speech: it doesn't just apply to racists.

Believing in a god is boring. Believing in the universe is much more exciting and interesting. I think George Carlin said it best, "It doesn't punish, it doesn't reward, it doesn't judge at all. It just is. And so are we. For a little while."

@Ohyewildthong (cont'd) I'm not arguing that I myself am completely free of faults but it's a little insulting when Mrs. Widdecombe here says at some point in this debate that the world would be worse off without this one particular organization that has a great deal of blood on its hands. Does s...

@IOutDoSyndicate Si, senor.

To be in a shooooowww....Ohhhhhhhh......