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Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature TheOnion - 83.690 Aufrufe - vor 4 Tagen
Taco Bell boasts zero environmental impact with their new menu which will rely solely on synthetic, lab-produced ingredients.
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Obama To Hold Performance Review With All American Workers TheOnion - 78.833 Aufrufe - vor 1 Woche
The President says the purpose of the performance reviews is to have a little face time to make sure we're all on the same page going forward.
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US To Trade Gold Reserves For Cash Through Cash4Gold.com TheOnion - 99.994 Aufrufe - vor 1 Woche
Treasury officials say the gold has just been rattling around in the bottom of some vaults at the US Bullion Depository anyway.
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Nation's Girlfriends Unveil New Economic Plan: 'Let's Move In Together' TheOnion - 186.404 Aufrufe - vor 1 Monat
Girlfriends' spokesperson Kelly Ambrose joins us in the Financial Fallout Shelter to discuss why Boyfriends moving in with them just makes fiscal sense right now.
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Congressman's Son Won't Shut The Hell Up During Hearing TheOnion - 177.090 Aufrufe - vor 1 Monat
Congressman Eisley conducts hearing on Market Data Protection Reform, restrains self from murdering five year old son.
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Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable' TheOnion - 552.151 Aufrufe - vor 2 Monaten
Long time fans of the Star Trek franchise say JJ Abrams' enjoyable, engaging prequal betrays what Star Trek is all about.
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BabySafe Ball Makes Shaking Infants Guilt And Injury Free TheOnion - 150.126 Aufrufe - vor 4 Wochen
Designed with the frustrated, sleep-deprived parent in mind, the BabySafe Ball can withstand shaking, stabbing, and claims you wish it had never been born.
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Pentagon Reports Army Mascot 'Liberty' Killed in Iraq TheOnion - 143.773 Aufrufe - vor 1 Monat
Appointed by Bush in 2003 to distract from the horrors of war, Liberty's antics turned fatal yesterday when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.
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Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee TheOnion - 739.148 Aufrufe - vor 1 Monat
On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy meet James Kimura, a 12-year-old afflicted with the ability to spell long words normal kids don't even care about.
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Political Talk Show Host Suddenly Very Interested In Manslaughter Law Loopholes TheOnion - 160.214 Aufrufe - vor 1 Monat
Host becomes curiously pushy, sweaty in this roundtable discussion about loopholes in manslaughter law in the US.
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Children Exposed To Porn May Expect Sex To Be Enjoyable TheOnion - 394.565 Aufrufe - vor 2 Monaten
Panelists discuss how pornography warps children's minds, leading them to believe sex is actually fun rather than shameful and embarrassing.
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Are Violent Video Games Preparing Kids For The Apocalypse? TheOnion - 602.526 Aufrufe - vor 4 Monaten
Panelists debate whether games like Fallout 3 and Gears Of War 2 are teaching children skills they'll really need in the End Times.
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The Onion News Network is an arm of The Onion, America's FInest News Source. The network's style of hard-hitting, on-the-ground coverage of live news events has become a standard in the news industry. The network can be viewed in 92.2 million U.S. households and more than 500,000 American prison cells, making it the most-watched cable network in the world. It can currently be seen in 312 countries, with broadcasts in 52 different languages.
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Taco Bell boasts zero environmental impact with their new menu which will rely solely on synthetic, lab-produced ingredients.
 
 
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The President says the purpose of the performance reviews is to have a little face time to make sure we're all on the same page going forward.
 
 
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Treasury officials say the gold has just been rattling around in the bottom of some vaults at the US Bullion Depository anyway.
 
 
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After gym doctors confirmed the injuries were career-ending, Johnson's trainers said there was no reason to keep her alive.
 
 
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Rep. McCullough cannot even fathom the amount of contempt you'd have to hold for Congress, the American people to do something so inconsiderate.
 
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oldvision (vor 1 Stunde)
The heck with those fakes at FOX NEWS.  this is the place to get the real news that's fair and balanced!
HintOfSilverMidnight (vor 1 Stunde)
lol <3 it, hilarious!
Tenders25 (vor 1 Stunde)
i like the old channel better
Dieinhell100 (vor 2 Stunden)
LOL This is so funny. I watched a few videos and I was hooked XD
gyroll101 (vor 5 Stunden)
Do you guys have dvds?
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nemesiskx (vor 12 Stunden)
I HATE THESE NEW CHANNEL DESIGNS!!!!
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Hello. I am a human.
likeles (vor 18 Stunden)
i bin watch this for a year and it is still funny
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