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Lol, I'm one of those who was led here after watching the Marilyn Manson interview and the difference is night and day. You can tell that Manson is an individual who's cultivated the ability to rationalize and make decisions for himself whereas these guys have completely given themselves over to ...

Peter Gilmore has the Woodland Critters on speed dial.

You know someone's a badass when they bring a newspaper to a knife fight....and still win.

@TheNatsu345 Dude, don't let him bully you. Stand up for yourself and don't give in. The thing you won't realize until you're an adult is that bullies are mean because they're pussies on the inside and they don't want anyone to know or see it. Conquer your fear and he will back down. You just got...

LOL, I remember this song on the Genesis. Funny thing, anybody hear the similarity to the first Syphon Filter?

Never mess with a Wing Chun master and his feather duster...

@GriefAE Not just Smegma. Mrs. B.J. Smegma... ;)

By far one of the greatest authors of our time. Not only because of his books nor the sheer volume, but because of his personality and mind. The funny thing is they all go hand-in-hand.

@steviea427 And closer to the heart, you might say... :P

@ilovesmosh19able You really missed out on a good day, kid. I grew up in that generation (hence me coming back to this page), and I'll tell ya, GREAT times. But rather than live in the past, we can make our own future. That's the beauty of it. I've learned as I've hit my mid-20s that you can be w...

Hmm, let's see. C.I.A. veteran, years of experience looking over classified information, sending his reports to high levels of government during different administrations, seeing their reactions, most likely has a diverse array of colleagues in different positions of government, OR...a news repor...

Lol, telling a woman that you have no desire to have children is worse than telling her that you're gay.

This game brings back one word: "Childhood". Dude, my cousin and I would play this either at his house or mine until 10:00 on Sunday or Saturday mornings and just laugh our asses off as to how late we stayed up and how much caffeine we drank (we were 13 years old). Tony Hawk taught me how many Bo...

Earthworm Jim is a VERY UNDERRATED game in my opinion. It was truly the perfect blend of creativity, goofiness, puzzle-solving, shoot-em-up, play-it-a-billion-times-without-getting-bored-type game that has ever hit the market. Props to whoever the creators were. One of the ultimate 2D side-scroll...

I remember my older cousin would always talk himself up on the arcade version of this game. Funny when you're in your 20s and you look back and say, "Who cares??"

Holy shit, I haven't built models since I was 12-13 years old, but this just got me in the mood again.

Lol, this game gave me nightmares as a little kid. At the age of 10, though, I was hooked. Downloaded it in High School for the hell of it and beat the first and most of the second game all the way through on Ultra Violence. Even nearly 20 years later, this game is still addicting. While not the ...

"Oh, shucks, you mean Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black aren't genuine, authentic Rock 'n Roll?"

Pete Loeffler's recently been added to my list of favorite lyricists. Chevelle's one of those bands that reaches out to those of us who aren't quitters or whiners but live with a few regrets or loose ends that we'd like to go back and change if given the chance. Not to mention Chevelle has always...

"And the earth becomes my throne.

I adapt to the unknown.

Under wandering stars I've grown.

By myself but not alone.

I asked no one."

What more needs to be said?

A lot of people who click "dislike" on songs like these are hoping to find some form of sophisticaion in the music, not realizing that Metallica symbolizes all that's not sophisticated. When you listen to Metallica, you don't visualize frivolous things like coffee shops, turtleneck sweaters and e...

R.I.P. Sex Robot. Your sexy shiny metallic ass will remain in our hearts forever.

92 people didn't have battery packs or charge cords to reconnect their controllers...

This is how I drive to work every morning.

20 girlfriends were first ignored by their boyfriends then Kevin Butler. 870 boyfriends were playing God of War 3, ignoring their girlfriends.

YEAH! 2001 rules! Speaking of which I just realized that Chief is the stupid cousin of HAL 9000.