TheNomdeguerre's channel

What is it the Brits say again, wanker? Yeah, that about sums it up. Here's a tip, kid - the next time you set out to make a "funny" video, make it funny. Try setting yourself on fire or something.

From what I'm to understand, Gary Fisher has become just another Trek. They're no longer the company they used to be.

@IMightRush Exactly right. And lucaseq77 - it's an expression. I think he's aware that physics is always in play, but he's right - inertia's inertia. A bigger wheel might take more to get rolling, but once it's rolling, it's going to retain more of its momentum. And that's not the same as say...

@ghostdriverFJ60 Ah, Dubai/UAE...the only CITY in the ME that's actually catching up with the rest of the world. And it's pretty wealthy. Speaking of which, tell me - whose oil money do you have? Nice toy, BTW.

@N0va1000 Exactly.

@Powerracer251 Probably. But in Europe, they're called Easties.

I think your forks might be a bit too stiff - try dropping your compression setting.

@sargentcody123 B52's weren't around during WW2, and none of the WW2 Boeing's "dive bombed".

Also, it's a shitty lubricant with no pressure additives. Lubricants are just like the tools you have in your tool box; different jobs require different tools. For example, you wouldn't use a hammer to remove a bolt, so don't use a light oil with no pressure additives and virtually no lubricati...

That was pretty ridiculous. I mean, seriously - it was a comedy of errors.

Der matte ge sitten slaben, vilest du nicht? Fucking ENGLISH, people. This is YouTube, not Deutcsh/French/Portuguese Tube.

Too much lube, dude. And you should only apply it to the inside of the chain. All you're looking to do is lubricate the pins, side plates, and o-rings - cintrifugal force takes care of the rest. And really, you should invest in a grunge brush - it's only 5 bucks and it would save you an hour o...

Lube the chain from the inside on a motorcycle. That way, centrifugal force allows it to PROPERLY lubricate the pins, bushings, and o-rings. Also, ditch the "wax" products. Many of the paraffin based lubes melt at around 250-300 degrees, and when you're running your bike hard, your chain excee...

The other thing is, you say your product is a synthetic lubricant (with 51 constituents), but don't explain how it lubricates. I'm familiar with synthetic petroleum (and organic) products, but you say your product has none of those. What exactly is it? "Synthetic" what???

I'd seriously love to fuck the shit out of the Muc Off nurse.

Uh, oil typically doesn't "dry". Especially not in a few minutes.

It's a good thing you know 350-in/lbs in your forearm.

@fore54k3n I was just sharing my opinion. How you've seemed to formulate one over whether or not I'm intelligent is rather surprising. Especially when your only barometer is my ONE entry on a YouTube comment list (when it wasn't even all that insulting).

@halflifeproductionz You, sir, are a bona fide retard. Do you have ANY IDEA who actually "pays taxes" in this country??? Rest assured, it's not the people who vote for the party of handouts. ANNNND you say this NOW, after the retard you probably voted for has outspent his predessor in only 3 f...

I thought Rosie was playing for the same team Anderson is. Huh.

I went looking for big tits and I wound up watching a science video. Goddamned YouTube!

One word: cool.

@mstreamer9991 Fair enough. And actually, I can't remember HOW I stumbled across your video. I'm sure you've wandered around YouTube a time or two yourself when you get bored. Anyway, you're right - you put your reasoning in black and white, and I didn't see it. Mea culpa.

Any male over 20 who just watched that whole video should be preemptively arrested now. I found myself getting queasy 15 seconds into it.

You're an asshole.

@imperialrhino14 Any funnier than a white person with a bike "named Salsa" (pssst - it's a brand)? What a stupid-ass comment.

Weeeeeeeak.

Well, WTF were the results!?!?!?

Man, those poor eastern European twits are in desperate need of a mountain bike. Hell, I bet they'd even settle for a man's bike.

Exactly what I was thinking!@BennyIceEyes

@andre200mw I'm an American, and how apropos - there's only one "t" in British, moron. Just think about what they could say about us. And judging by your post, you'd probably prove them right with any subsequent entry.

Your dad hasn't got long to live, kid.

That was incredible!

I don't say this often about YouTube videos, but I really enjoyed that! I'll even go so far as to say it made me feel like a kid again - I laughed my ass off, and the slow-mo footage was excellent. Great job, guys!

How's it being cooled?

Oh, but I thought I'd add that it's better to use on bicycle chains that don't contain O-rings that can swell when exposed to the solvent in WD40.

What the fuck did you say that to me for, retard?