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salutations, fellow fans

im 11 and i love these guys BUT MY AGE IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVENT

the thing is, i recently started playing touch footy

so, um, yeah, like, the ref for one of our games (who couldnt have been older than 13 or 14) looks EXACTLY like ray toro

i asked him if they were related b...

thank you SO MUCH

really, i love you to death

i love you so much i could just EAT YOU

but i wouldnt because then you'd be gone which would make me and others sad

be grateful, i've chosen not to

at least, for now...

@jasonhanson210 despite being female, most definitely yes

if this song were a potato it would explode from sheer awesomeness

this song makes me cry, but im always smiling at the same time

ugh, it looks good and all but imagine actually eating it XP

'im laurie (whateverherlastnameis) and THIS is my new best friend

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP EATING MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!

2:57

INTENSE STARE

am i the only one bothered by the fact that these women have made billions of these tutorials yet laurie always pretends to be clueless as to what a crumb coat, how long/why you chill the cakes in the freezer, what colour icings you can use, whether or not you need a template etc etc??

0:37

very simple to do?

exactly HOW do you know that, considering you haven't ever made this cake before?

@lizlovesbacon21900 i love bob but id actually prefer an explanation as to why he left

and i mean the REAL truth, not the gossip

The intro sounds like S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W by my chemical romance...

I randomly incorporate the lyrics of this song into my everyday conversations.

'Directed by Gerard Way' is synonymous with the term 'MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME'

this is my mothers favourite song...

oh yay

now just make sure you don't actually go into the water, or you're kinda fucked

@xXemidgleyXx my older teenage brother LOATHES them and i pretty much tell him to fuck off

lol, a baby headbanging to MCR would SO not be a nightmare!!!!!

i would cry tears of joy if i saw a baby doing that

i find it so stupid when women go to the gym to find a man and they join those classes for women and use those exercise balls and do yoga and that crap

like, if you want to find guy you go over to THE FREE WEIGHT LIFTING SECTION where the actual masculine guys are

not the odd gay guy who does pil...

@Mia1Loves1You same here

even when all the band members are 70 with wrinkly skin

@OhDestroya exactly

@irish4272 its a reference to the show everybody hates chris which features terry crews

im not going to explain it because it wont be funny anymore

@LucasTheRipper i love how you use capital letters for travis but not god

she says 'i am nicki minaj' as if its some massive accomplishment that she deserves a medal for

blink, please stop distracting me, i have a shitload of homework due tomorrow

1:31

forget all those stick thin models with makeup covered faces

THAT is what i call a woman

@becamiha no

was i the only one waiting for something to happen and totally not noticing the guys sign?

10:43

doesn't he mean 'I'm afraid you'll have to make DO with me'?

@zelda2908 ...

how is that relevant to sum 41 and this video?

@avday what'd they say???

@wereu90 yeah (im 11) and i just (im 11) though it was so weird! (Im 11)

2:23

dont be scurred?

why dont you just grab it normally and then chuck it right in their faces and speed off

sure, they might get your number plate or some shit but you'll cross that bridge when you come to it

from now on i will think twice before putting an egg in my mouth, filling my mouth with coke and then leaving it like that for a full year

who knew that something i do quite frequently could have such dire consequences?

@ViPLiLG well, only after you mentioned it

what movie is this???

@pasim123 whats wrong with that?

personally, i would be really annoyed if i went to my witch doctor with a real problem, and he told me 'oo ee oo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang'

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wait, why am i going to a witch doctor with my romantic problems?!?!

umm

wait, why are the two top comments exactly the same, but by two different people???

i am a diehard mcr fan

nevertheless, i will admit that i literally fell off my chair laughing

i mean, the whole 'i cut myself' and 'im an emo' things arent funny because theyre not true but the whole ridculousness (not a word, im aware) of the pictures, and the horrible job done editing them are ...