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TheMonsterInDeCloset uploaded 1 year ago
Taking a Dump in B flat
If you're wondering why I am in a suit, well it's a long story. I wrote a song for this week called A Vampire Weekend (A Hairy Situation), but whil...
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TheMonsterInDeCloset uploaded 1 year ago
Testicular Blues
Verse 1:
I was feeling fine
nothing really on my mind
'til I woke up this morning
and found out the news
and good is what it's not
I found out tha...
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TheMonsterInDeCloset uploaded 1 year ago
The Abortion Song (A Jingle for Planned Parenthood)
This is a song about abortion; therefore, it just might offend somebody. If you are someone who will be offended by this, consider yourself warned ...
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TheMonsterInDeCloset uploaded 1 year ago
Love is Blind
My most mature song ever!
Verse 1:
I met a girl yesterday
and so I asked her out on a date
she was perfect in every way
and everything was going g...