About this user
I'm a lazy drunk who eats chicken every chance he gets and goes to coffee shops just to meet girls.
Our lives are like a box of assorted jellybeans. They are small, sugar-coated, and gone before you know it. So screw it all, and let's all get a donut!
Age
21
Country
United States
Occupation
Professional Chick Repellant.
Companies
The Association of Cognitively Impaired Pygmy Hunters (CEO)
Schools
Fukov University
Interests
Blowing shit up.
Making people feel as uncomfortable as possible.
Cutting off mullets with hairbrushes.
Bottle bowling.
Scraping for change...scraping guts off the floor!
