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TheMassdistortion
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"When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out"
Frank Sinatra

"The United States of America should have a foundation free from the influence of the clergy" On his deathbed, he requested no ritual and uttered no prayer. He had a Freemason funeral service.
1st US President George Washington 1732-1799

"The United States of America is in no sense founded on the christian religion."
From the treaty of Tripoli, ratified unanimously in the senate and signed into law , 1797 by
2nd US president John Adams

"Christianity is the most perverted system that ever shone on man...perverted into an engine for enslaving mankind."
3rd US president Thomas Jefferson

"Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise"
4th US President James Madison

"People who believe that god exists and heeds their prayers have probably waived the right to mock people who talk to trees"
Wendy Kaminer

"Kill a man, one is a murderer; kill a million, a conqueror; kill them all, a God."
Jean Rostand

"Persecution is used in theology, not in arithmetic."
"Where there is evidence no one speaks of 'faith.' We do not speak of faith that two and two are four or that the earth is round".
Bertrand Russell

"I never met a christian whose heart was thoroughly set upon the world to come...who cared about art at all"
John Ruskin

"Could a being create the fifty billion galaxies, each with two hundred billion stars, then rejoice in the smell of burning goat flesh?"
Ron Patterson

"Science has proof without certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof"
Ashley Montagu

"In some awful, strange, paradoxical way, atheist tend to take religion more seriously than the practitioners."
Sir Jonathan Miller

'Modern morality is derived from the Greek and Roman sources, not from christianity"
John Stuart Mill

"Creationism: the theory that Rome was built in a day."
Margaret Mead

"Religion is all profit. They have no merchandise to buy, no commissions to pay and no refunds to make for unsatisfactory service and results. Their commodity is fear, their inventories are lies, their deferred tax assets are guilt and self-abasement.
Joseph Lewis.

"You can safely assume that you've created god in your own image when it turns out that god hates all the same people you do"
Anne Lamott

"Religion supports nobody. It has to be supported... It is a perpetual mendicant. It lives on the labors of others, and then has the arrogance to pretend that it supports the giver."
Robert G. Ingersol

"I believe that I am acting in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator; by defending myself against the jews, I am fighting for the lord....I would like to thank the Providence and the Almighty for choosing me of all people...."
Adolf Hitler

"The way to see faith, is to shut the eye of reason"
Benjamin Franklin

The religion that is afraid of science dishonors god and commits suicide.
Ralph Waldo Emerson.

"where knowledge ends, religion begins"
Benjamin Disrael1

King David 1011-971 BCE
"For I have done your bidding, I have slain mine enemies in your name. I have put women and children to death in your honor, I have caused great pain among them, for your glory"
Psalms 5:4-10

No agnostic has ever burned anyone at the stake or tortured a pagan, a heretic or an unbeliever.
Daniel J. Boorstin

"Truth does not demand belief. Scientist do not join hands every Sunday, singing 'yes gravity is real! I will have faith! I will be strong! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down... Amen! If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about it"
Dan Barker

What is it the New Testament teaches us? To believe that the almighty committed debauchery with a woman engaged to be married...
Thomas Paine.

"When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the lord, in all his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me"
Emo Phillips

No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV

I'm willing to gamble and conclude you live with an underdeveloped prefrontal cortex and maybe an over active amygdala. It would be interesting to meet you in person for further observation. there also seems to be some cognitive dissonance, possibly Dissociative identity disorder. At mildest probably a narcissistic personality with inability to relate to others.
Have a great day now... Buh Bye ;-)
TheMassdistortion
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TheMassdistortion (1 month ago)
@Atrumira Don't forget... God is all knowing, he knows every hair on your head, he knew you before you were born and he knows the date when you will die. That's why everyone says "It was his time" The lord called the 6 month old baby home. Well if he knows everything, why did he just set back and let the snake (who was really an angel) outsmart a couple of people who were so stupid they didn't even know they were naked... Here is a lesson to be learned, don't ever let Yahweh baby sit your kids.

I'm so mad at god right now for not existing!
atrumira (1 month ago)
god's master plan:
"I'm going to create a man & a woman & leave them in a garden with my arch enemy who just happens to be a supernatural talking snake. Once this snake has convinced the man & the woman to do the 1 thing I don't want them to do I'll blame them & all their children for it & then to fix this mess I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child so that I can be born. Once alive, I'll disappear for many years & then I'll assume my stepfather's trade as a wood carving bastard. Then a short while later I'm going to piss a bunch of powerful people off so that they will have me executed thereby sacrificing myself to myself - to save humanity from the sin that I originally condemned it to."
Brilliant :D
TheMassdistortion (1 month ago)
Jeez.............. ( Q Q )................... There is no way in hell I can make you look any worse, lol
SmotherTeresa (1 month ago)
Good analogy!
I use "the tail wagging the dog" quite a bit, but it rarely sinks home (a bit like that clown on the video you made reference to).
I think at the end of the day it's just lazy thinking, grab your answer (of psychological convenience/sway) and then constantly remodel the question as opposed to, well - am I insulting your intelligence muchly?
TheMassdistortion (1 month ago)
When lack of belief or disbelief, become synonymous with 'belief' I think the cable companies can be justified for charging their subscribers for NOT watching Television. What If the "OFF" button were actually a premium channel? Wouldn't it be great to be billed for....nothing?
Godlovesallpeople (1 month ago)
Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie (who was his own father) can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, and drink his blood, and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master. WHY? So he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity. WHY?  Because a woman created from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat an apple from a magical tree! yeah, that makes sense!
sonykroket (1 month ago)
Thanks for the invite
SmotherTeresa (1 month ago)
While you're busy chastising god for being such an arsehole - could you remind him that he owes me one.
And where in hell did I put those damn car keys?
atrumira (1 month ago)
A fine assembly of thought provoking quotes.
I'm thoroughly enjoying your comment wall as it always features something new & interesting.
Best to you my old friend.
Atrumira
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