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Name:
Kevia
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Latest Activity:
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About Me:
like to tell jokes. If a midget ever tells you "im not happy" ask them "well which one are you then?"
i hate when parents ask you stupid questions like"did you get home safely?""no, i died like 5 times".
Practice safe lunch, use a condiment.
About five-thousand of my friends tell me I over exaggerate too much.
How old should my cat be until I can finally tell him hes adopted?
Man, I wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get high.
Doctor: Your going to die.
Patient: How long do I have?
Doctor: Ten,
Patient: Ten what?
Doctor:Nine...
I keep forgetting, when I wear headphones, my farts are only silent to me.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see!
And last one
A rich guy was hosting a party at his house and had a contest. He said the first person to swim from one side to the other of his alligator, shark invested, green,icky, nasty pool gets one of three things. His house, smokin hot wife, or all his money. All of a sudden, he sees this guy dart across the pool. The guy gets out, all out of breath, and the rich guy asks if he wants his house. Out of breath the man says no. Well... do you want money?No.My wife?Naw.Well what do you want then? I want the mother fucker who pushed me in!
And i love the color GREEEEEN!!:-)
as u can c.
Hometown:
Hampton, Virginia
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Student
Schools:
Mandarin
Interests:
Playing the piano, hangin with friends,playing with my pets Major and Zeus.(hint hint)
Movies:
Apocalypto
Music:
Kid CuDi, Adele, Florence+ the Machine, Sia!!
Books:
The Hunger Games Trilogy
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