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23 hours ago
(Classified) Bill Defends Against Flesh-Eating (Classified)
Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating (classifie...
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1 day ago
The Plot Twistingest Finale in the History of Final Episodes
We don't want to spoil anything but there's a whole buncha sexy in this, our final episode.
Cracked • 9,716 views
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It's just like Proust.
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1 day ago
If TMZ's Reporters were Self-Aware
TMZ's Like "WHAAAAT?"
Cracked • 24,337 views
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1 day ago
5 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to Attend
Think your high school sucked? Try attending one of these..
Cracked • 66,868 views
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How about the high school from Red Dawn?
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2 days ago
After Hours - How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You
Like The Wire but everyone's Omar.
Cracked • 41,154 views
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@ignatz2000 That's Dan.
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2 days ago
China's Andy Rooney Has Funny Opinions On How Great China Is
The curmudgeonly Poyuan Wei thinks the only thing wrong with the Chinese Government is that they are not tough enough on dissidents.
TheOnion • 112,974 views
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If this doesn't happen in America, then why was the A-Team accused of a crime they didn't commit?
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2 days ago
Sir, or Madam, now will you be kind enough to justify your existence?
George Bernard Shaw
"You must all know half a dozen people at least who are no use in this world, who are more trouble than they are worth. Just pu...
kettlerdorothea • 29,021 views
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Fascism is neither a left wing or right wing ideology; that's why it's sometimes referred to as the "third way". It's a nationalistic or race-based ideology that borrows only those features from socialism that make it better able to wage war on other nations or groups. A fascist government migh...
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2 days ago
Congress Struggles To Come Up With Cool Name For Drug Law
Before a new program to combat crystal meth can be put into place, Congress has to make sure it has a really awesome name.
TheOnion • 142,319 views
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Crystal Doom?
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2 days ago
Patriotic Teen Fails Spanish
Jean Anne Whorton goes Beyond The Facts, talking to the high school sophomore who has become a conservative hero for refusing to learn his Spanish ...
TheOnion • 312,663 views
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@Christfollower29 Thomas Paine was from England.
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4 days ago
Cracked • 41,434 views
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@MrOwen2012 They are. The traditional response is "Dental Plan!"
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4 days ago
The Stairway Shootout - The Untouchables (8/10) Movie CLIP (1987) HD
The Untouchables Movie Clip - watch all clips http://j.mp/yyKch5
click to subscribe http://j.mp/sNDUs5
Ness (Kevin Costner) and Stone (Andy Garcia...
movieclips • 8,302 views
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That baby's gonna grow up deaf.
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5 days ago
AL CAPONE CHICAGO'S SCARFACE PART 2
VERY RARE DOCUMENTARY OF THE MOST NOTORIOUS MOB BOSS IN HISTORY 'SCARFACE' AL CAPONE
jodie980 • 13,870 views
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Geraldo used to be cool.
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5 days ago
Prague's Kafka International Named Most Alienating Airport
Business Week ranked the airport last in customer satisfaction due to long delays, bureaucratic employees, and overall oppressive atmosphere.
TheOnion • 287,475 views
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Try Beckett International, where the planes rise, having no alternative, and great destinations are nothing new.
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6 days ago
Ebert&Roeper: The Dark Knight
Ebert and Roeper give The Dark Knight two thumbs up!!!
ComYxCon4LiFe • 30,931 views
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@Dottiecurran He'll be remembered...you won't.
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6 days ago
More Fun Times with Siskel and Ebert and Roeper
This is a second tribute video that I'm dedicating to At the Movies, which apparently is no longer going to be the same. July 21st, 2008 has both E...
ClementJ642 • 41,291 views
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@kellygreen5556 You're the village idiot.
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6 days ago
Fun Times with Siskel and Ebert and Roeper 11
As always if you have any recommendations, feel free to leave some comments. Because I do read them. And no, the music will never go away. If you w...
ClementJ642 • 19,084 views
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Wesley Snipes...ever pay your taxes?
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1 week ago
Death Who's Coming Boo Dinner
Bad Idea: Hanging With Work Friends Outside the Office
And in this one we huff a lot of paint and go to Michael's house.
Cracked • 7,980 views
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I'm laughing like a fucking retard at this show. Oh my god "You see them too..."
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3 weeks ago
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1 week ago
After Hours - Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?
You should never lose sight of your priorities, even during the apocalypse.
Cracked • 51,147 views
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@violenceandpoetry The zombies do eat brains, along with everything else, but the persistent idea that they only eat brains or walk around going "brains" shows how many zombie fans haven't even seen the original. A lot of them don't even know the main hero is a black guy. And this movie has bee...
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1 week ago
After Hours - Why Star Wars is Secretly Terrifying For Women
"We all knew he knew her name."
Cracked • 47,965 views
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@TaiChiKnees Right, but has Lucas changed? Everybody knows he's degenerated aesthetically but has he at least become a hack of his own time? Princess Leia was a pretty well-constructed female character. Princess Amadala is basically a prop and a plot device. Her character arc was: damsel-in-d...
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1 week ago
Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex
In The Know: Panelists discuss the complicated issues facing Nigeria or Niger.
More coverage at: http://www.onion.com
TheOnion • 244,780 views
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They don't speak French in Nigeria. They speak English DOODZ.
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1 week ago
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few dozen spins and clicks of a wheel.
TheOnion • 5,901,532 views
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@Dargakis You are living in a fantasy world, sir. You sound delusional. Your comments invite ridicule.
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1 week ago
Freaks & Geeks - 1x11 - "Looks and Books" (4/5) [Subtitulos]
La trama se centra en la vida de una adolescente, Lindsay Weir y de su hermano menor Sam, ambos estudiantes en el instituto McKinley durante el año...
Shandy592 • 13,337 views
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When Kim walked in, I thought she was going to suicide bomb the Mathletes as revenge.
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1 week ago
Freaks & Geeks - 1x11 - "Looks and Books" (3/5) [Subtitulos]
La trama se centra en la vida de una adolescente, Lindsay Weir y de su hermano menor Sam, ambos estudiantes en el instituto McKinley durante el año...
Shandy592 • 13,271 views
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@eatatjoes145 It needs a big flashy belt.
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1 week ago
National Dating Standards Lowered
In order to spur coupling, the National Dating Agency has lowered standards to include gambling addicts and the morbidly obese.
TheOnion • 129,095 views
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Well it worked when the Pentagon did it.
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1 week ago
Pop Star's Single, 'Booty Wave', Most Likely Civilization's Downfall
Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K'ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is responsible for the deterioration of civilized soc...
TheOnion • 471,685 views
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@Estragon17 Suddenly I see clearly! The trickster-god Coyote animates this foam-borne child of Aphrodite by way of black bile. We mistake the call to "trick on" for the cry of the common flesh-peddler. Our fears diffused by her lifeguard persona and Oedipal demands, we fail to notice she has p...
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1 week ago
Raquel Welch, Dick Cavett and Janis Joplin talk about Movie Premier (The Dick Cavett Show)
June 25, 1970. :) great little interview.
live onnnn ☮
3daysofpeacenmusic • 88,345 views
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@kynismos Cruel? If you think Janis felt intimidated by Raquel the sex symbol, you don't realize that she was a much bigger star at the time, and considered by even "squares" to have talent, genius, and sex appeal. Raquel hadn't proven herself, the movie she's referring to ended up a terrible b...
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2 weeks ago
Romper Stomper - Fourth reich fighting men
awesome movie!
sandmanecwhardcore • 56,212 views
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@reiver97 I like how you dealt with that Nazi symp. Nice work.
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2 weeks ago
Press Secretary's 'Zumtrel Flooby' Answer Attempt To Evade Question
The press secretary explained the president's economic policy by talking about something called a 'grapewood straab.'
TheOnion • 77,544 views
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I thought I was on acid again.
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2 weeks ago
Bumfights creator kicked off Dr.Phil
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0thaking • 344,351 views
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You just publicized it, Dr. Phil. It's the Streisand effect.
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2 weeks ago
Black in Korea: Racism or Ignorance
Comment below on what you think. Please keep comments appropriate and remember...we are all one race: the human race
charlycheer • 233,806 views
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Koreans like pretty girls. But Koreans mostly disapprove of interracial couples if the guy is another race. This goes for white guys and probably double for black guys.
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2 weeks ago
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I wonder...I know Sue is a lesbian...but that certainly doesn't mean make it impossible for her to have a fling with Giles. I'll bet they have, maybe once. Although they seem to have a real sibling-like relationship...so maybe not.
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2 weeks ago
Nightman Intro Season 1
It's a TVrip, starring Matt McColm as Johnny Domino !
Online watching: http://www.stagevu.com
S01E18 - http://stagevu.com/video/wv...
S01E03...
pommivabrik • 111,887 views
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This looks like an Applebee's commercial.
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2 weeks ago
Alice Cooper - Clones (We're All) (Stereo)
"Clones (We're All)" (Written by David Carron) -- 3:03
I'm a clone
I know it and I'm fine
I'm one and more are on the way
I'm two, doctor
Three's ...
EvilConduct88 • 193,561 views
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This has an additional sinister undertone considering Detroit has about the same racial mix as South Africa.
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2 weeks ago
The Executives - Corporate Rock n Roll Band
WHITE COLLAR!
call me yuppie and I'm proud about it
call me rich boy and I shout it out loud
I'm proud to be a business man
true to the law of sup...
dwightpowers • 792 views
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This is a brilliant way of reclaiming a great tune from it's massively unfortunate lyrics.
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2 weeks ago
Max Resist 88 rock n roll band
All credit goes to Max resist
madmaximum909 • 24,531 views
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You're an idiot rock'n'roll band.
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2 weeks ago
When Louis met the Nazis P 2
When Louis met the Nazis
ARDA696 • 3,866 views
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@jdncoke2 His technique has been massively revealing on a number of subjects any journalist would consider difficult.
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2 weeks ago
Joaquin Phoenix & Reese Witherspoon - It Ain't Me Babe
Clips from the movie Walk The Line about the life of Johnny Cash. Song: It Ain't Me Babe by Joaquin Phoenix as Johnny Cash and Reese Witherspoon as...
Pacinolegend • 281,111 views
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@Aloishinternberger Re: Joaquin's merits. His rapper prank has sadly made Walk The Line suspect since kids are primed to see any inconsistency as betrayal. Cash represents authenticity and wisdom and though the movie had enough of both, they're fixed on Cash as he sounded in the nineties. They...
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2 weeks ago
Tombstone - Doc Holliday meets Johnny Ringo
cool scene from the movie Tombstone with Johnny Ringo (Michael Biehn) and Doc Holliday (Val Kilmer).
BaronOfBayonne • 59,882 views
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@bunkman64 I admire anyone who sticks up for Wyatt and Doc. You're dead wrong on the legal points, sorry to say. Accurate as the movie was, it didn't emphasize how badly the Earps were treated by the law - and how slimy that Behan character was. The Cowboys had legal authority to rob and kill ...
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3 weeks ago
JWOW - Eyes!
On this episode of Miss Hannah Minx's JWOW (Japanese Word of the Week), our word is "Meh," which means "eye" or "eyes." Leave a video response tel...
MissHannahMinx • 1,043,529 views
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3 weeks ago
Does Not Compute - White People Rapping About Rape: What Could Go Wrong?
Rape is a terrible issue that many people deal with far too often. And a handful of creepy middle-aged men rapping about it is an assault all its o...
Cracked • 19,112 views
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Can anyone tell me who did the song that closes the show? "Mind Games"?
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3 weeks ago
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3 weeks ago
Does Not Compute - The 8 Saddest Real World Superheroes
Take note, aspiring super heroes of the world, Droid Michael Swaim discusses the pros and cons of donning a goofy costume and pretending to fight c...
Cracked • 15,047 views
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3 weeks ago
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@Archedgar My nickname is "The Diddler".
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3 weeks ago
Date Me Please
the most comments I get on (almost) every video is how dumb I am. and what a bimbo I am. well I'ma prove them wrong ;)
who needs brains when you ...
blndsundoll4mj • 744,955 views
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My occupation: rapist.
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3 weeks ago
Avatar Review (Part 2 of 2)
Paaaaart Two of my Avatar review! I didn't hate this movie. I just didn't really like it a lot. I think James Cameron is a great filmmaker and I've...
RedLetterMedia • 778,223 views
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@SuperGreek777 Human R Wicked...I remember that store. It was right next to the Toys R Us.