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I believe the more painful executions are, the less murder we would have. A good execution method is also a deterrent; if you know that you will suffer a painful/ humiliating death, you will not be as inclined to take a life. Firing squad, classical hanging, beheading, asphyxiation, and of cour...

So, does he smoke cigarettes, or eat them?

But this is the least intelligent creature in the game. So easy to kill; he barely throws any of his slow punches.

@PSUnderground

It gets better! I got another troll, and he ALSO gets stuck! And same thing happened to a dragon; he wouldn't fly and just kept taking axe hits.

I love how customizable this game (and elder scrolls in general) is. For my first character, I have an Imperial specializing in archery and one-hander/shield. Great combo; get a few sneak kills, then rush up and murder people with your sword n' board.

@mrkillerdie123 Agreed

I will be a fresh face at this field; how will my loadout hold up:

Ak74u for the main weapon.

Chest rig to hold surrender flag, mags, and provide protection

Shorts and tennis shoes

And Shemagh to have a terrorist look while getting neck protection.

Woah! BITCH! I hope a large knight on an armored warhorse rides up and shatters her ribcage with his mace. And then as she is crippled on the ground, he makes a circle, comes back, and impales her with his lance. He then heaves her still-conscious body over a bridge and into a pit full of hungr...

Hitler and his associates designed and invented the Volkswagen. Enjoy driving your Nazimobile

WOAH!!!! I have seen some spoiled-ass motherfuckers, but this bastard just broke the brat-o-meter. Let's analyze: Most professionals will NEVER afford a Bentley; if they do, it is because they made a huge business success and only at old age. THIS GUY gets it at age SIXTEEN, as his FIRST CAR,...

Ok, I too am jealous, but no reason to call this girl a spoiled bitch. She got an average car, and was happy about it. IF YOU WANT TO SEE A SPOILED BITCH IN ACTION: Search "Spoiled Girl gets new car- Wrong Color"

Wow. Not only do you show no appreciation for a new and expensive car, but then you rant about it on youtube? Cocksucking skank, here's a rant for you: You will NEVER learn life skills, will always be a sad spoiled bitch who everyone hates, and will never gain respect. You deserved to be nailed...

Hmmm. So, most people don't even get such a nice car (if they get one at all), and yet you assume you have the RIGHT to act like an unappreciative little bitch to your parents. So much work and money probably went into pleasing your skanky little ass, and how do you respond to your parents? "WR...

She looks like one of those little bitches who everyone wants to punch in the face but is afraid of getting sued by rich parents.

Stupid piece of shit whore, you unappreciative little skank, if I was your father I would have thrown you into a river as soon as you were born. You are a member of the HIGHEST ORDER of dick-munching little sluts; you don't deserve a car. At best, you deserve a rusty old bicycle that breaks apa...

Well, for some reason I thought I was man enough to do the cacao challenge. BOY, was I wrong. That shit overwhelmed and I fucking failed. Cinnamon tomorrow.

@televisionlighter I disagree. This should be shown; many people regard Margera as someone who takes nothing seriously and is an all-around fool. This is proof that he indeed was capable of bonding with people. Dunn was his friend, and this is an example of how drunk driving will take a loved ...

No matter where or for how long Dunn appeared, it was always funny.

Rest In Peace, MTV Warrior.

It's a good game; the scary moments make it so that it's not just another alien shooter. I think the most frightening thing that happened to me yet was getting killed a by a fury for the first time. It just made a loud noise and filled my whole fucking screen in half a second.

What do I think?

Every last copy of the song should be destroyed; the studio it was recorded in must be condemned, and Rebecca Black should be exiled into the Kamchatka Peninsula. Then all the people who actually liked the song need to have their brains replaced with computer chips in order to...

Respond to this video... Dude Kevin, props on the land destruction. I know that that is the purpose of your deck, but damn was that impressive. The guy couldn't touch you!

@Barnes0104 Man, you have no idea how many people at the shop DEPEND on Gideon. It's so fucking hard to get rid of; if you don't mill, Duress, or counter him to the GY, you will probably be stuck with him for the rest of the game, and most likely will lose.

Tyler's control was excellent. Good use of counters AND burns to clear the field for himself. That's what I call a good game of Magic.

@LordProspero10 Just because you lack the mental capacity to play a card game creatively doesn't mean it's for children.

@LILLB08

Be completely honest: Did you expect anyone to be able to read whatever you just wrote?

I'm running something similar, it has 3 tezzes and 3 TS to make room for control. I recommend Spellskite simply because he can beat the shit out of whatever the fuck he wants.

I play nosetackly though I'm only 6' 0" and 198 LB

You wear sweatpants and not jeans? You hear that guys? You don't want to cross paths with this wildcat. Shit, I'm surprised she's not under maximum security.

Seriously though, you little abomination, get some free time.

So... why is this on the news?

This film is nothing but a large cycle of emptiness. No beginning, no real ending, and nothing memorable in between.

That's an abnormally well-funded school.