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TheJMachine commented 1 year ago

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CAKEZILLA - EPIC CAKE TIME - 11,680 CALORIES

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phht. you needed bacon inbetween each layer and it should have been battered and deep fried once it all froze together.

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  I'm Hardcore

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  TheJMachine said:

  I have the same unicorn travel pillow :)

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  Truth or Fail: Under the Sea

  In which Elmify ( http://youtube.com/elmify ) quizzes you on your knowledge of ocean-related trivia.

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  TheJMachine said:

  5/5 cause I refuse to believe that a crab that can last a whole year without eating will magically parish if that amount of time is reduced to one month.

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  Truth or Fail: Under the Sea

  In which Elmify ( http://youtube.com/elmify ) quizzes you on your knowledge of ocean-related trivia.

  To play more episodes of Truth or Fail and to...

  10,933 views

  TheJMachine said:

  hey! I was right. it can last over a month so its to assume it can live a month without food.

  that was low lady.

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  If Websites Were TV Shows

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  Google really goes downhill after season three.

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  TheJMachine said:

  lol bob ross

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  The 1200% Increase in my Prescription Drug Costs

  In which Hank is pissed off because the price of his prescription drugs went up 1200% in one month. So he asks nerdfighteria to write a nice letter...

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  TheJMachine said:

  @jerbre this isn't about how expensive medications are. it's about the price going up 1200% without prior warning and before the established contract given to him. He was to get the pills for $50 till april not till mid january.

  I odn't know about you but if my rent went up that much without pri...

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  The 1200% Increase in my Prescription Drug Costs

  In which Hank is pissed off because the price of his prescription drugs went up 1200% in one month. So he asks nerdfighteria to write a nice letter...

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  TheJMachine said:

  and i thought my med tab was bad... in any case I would check that cards contract to see if you have a legal case and bring em to court for this. I only know canadian law though but where I come from breaking a contract or mislabeling something is a serious offense.

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Fridge Monsters

Don't worry, everything will go back to normal.

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@thecynchannel mint Jelly can surprise even when not on the lamb! though it's criminal record isn't so surprising...

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  Grease Dilemma

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  What exactly happened on those Summer Nights?

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  TheJMachine said:

  that is one hot frenchy!

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TheJMachine commented 1 year ago

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David's Attempt to eat 16 Quarter Pounders

David he thinks he can eat 16 Quarter Pounders "No Problem". For some reason, certain people believe him...so off to Mcdee's

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TheJMachine said:

@retrograde8 it does precooked. you get the lost moisture from a drink and it's all the same.

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  FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"

  During the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that the FDA is urging Americans to put something green in their dumb mouths.

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  TheJMachine said:

  @ArcticSheep you were able to find that out before...

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TheJMachine commented 1 year ago

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BE SAFE!!!

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TheJMachine said:

all them abortions and our population is still rising faster than the waters in australia... it's a sad time we live in folks.

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TheJMachine commented 1 year ago

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Unnamed SMW Hack - World 1-2

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TheJMachine said:

looks fun. anyplace to get a copy yet?

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  Chihara Minori　Paradise Lost -at next nest-

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  TheJMachine said:

  Damn that is one amazing audience!

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  Suzumiya Haruhi no Yūutsu New Character Song Vol. 2 Yuki Nagato "Tsuuka Chiten no MUSICA"

  The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya New Character Song Vol. 2 track 2 Yuki Nagato (Minori Chihara) "Tsuuka Chiten no MUSICA"

  Released: October 1, 200...

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  TheJMachine said:

  @CodenameBourbon She is Kuudere with an emphasis on being silent. To try and tell you every reason why she is so cute and awesome would no doubt break the youtube character count and thus cannot be done in a post.

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  Suzumiya Haruhi no Yūutsu New Character Song Vol. 2 Yuki Nagato "under 'Mebius' "

  The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya New Character Song Vol. 2 track 1 Yuki Nagato (Minori Chihara) "under 'Mebius' "

  Released: October 1, 2009

  Lyric...

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  TheJMachine said:

  @TosutaChan The key to singing this song is to not over project. it actually isn't too hard if you keep the tone down too so that when you need to hit that higher pitch you won't have your voice cut off by the strain.

  Remember, she sings with amplified sound. the microphone allows her to hit tho...

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  JOHNNY HORTON - HOORAY FOR A LITTLE DIFFERENCE 1956

  KICK ASS ROCKABILLY

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  TheJMachine said:

  if only this song was still able to apply to these times when everyone is confused about every aspect of life and can't make up their mind on who or what they are.

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  Quick Tips: How to Organize Plastic Bags

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  Plastic bags building up? Store them in an empty tissue box. Neat!

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  TheJMachine said:

  I just shove them in a plastic bag

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  CONCUSSED Question Friday

  The Lovers Dictionary: http://dft.ba/-ae4 The Mountain Goats: http://dft.ba/-ae3

  In which John, despite giving himself a (very) mild brain jostlin...

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  TheJMachine said:

  got three words for the zombie killing scenario man "pie - eating- contest"

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TheJMachine commented 1 year ago

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EMMA FROST is Gold

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TheJMachine said:

I'd like to think that maybe the oil spill has something to do with all these dead fish in some way but I bet it's some weird weather fluke.

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TheJMachine commented 1 year ago

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Handstand 69

No obvious jokes based on the title, please. And no comments referencing the fact that you could make obvious jokes based on the title, please. And...

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TheJMachine said:

@AnimeDancing it sadly comes with the territory of loving anime. try as we might. our minds will delve further back into the darkness that is "perverted."

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  Truth or Fail: Food Edition

  PJ (aka http://youtube.com/kickthepj ) quizzes you on your knowledge of food facts. For more games or to learn more about Truth or Fail, visit http...

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  TheJMachine said:

  10-15 stone!!! THats ludacris

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TheJMachine commented 1 year ago

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SpongeBob SquarePants

A SpongeBob movie

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TheJMachine said:

wont lie I stayed for the music.

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  How To Play Blu-ray DVDs With Windows

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  TheJMachine said:

  I'm fairly sure blu-ray and dvd are not interchangeable due to the copyrighted names used.

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  PUPPY-RIDING POSSUM!

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  TheJMachine said:

  hulk puppy win

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  Vegan Meal Time (Epic Meal Time Parody)

  A vegan delicacy for the holiday season.

  A response to Epic Meal Time 's feeble attempts at gluttony.

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  TheJMachine said:

  looks like you just raided a farmers plot for his topsoil mid harvest and ate it, worms and all...

  Oh and yes I've eaten rabbits. better than raising one out of it's natural habitat in some sad humanitarian dungeon you call home.

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  Me Me Me - Dan Boulger

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  TheJMachine said:

  stolen.

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  God on Facebook - Nate Abshire

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  TheJMachine said:

  @ashthegreat he was making fun of Christians who, despite it saying "thou shall not worship fake idols" they will and without hesitation in most cases. The delivery could have been better but its still funny as I've yet to see a true believer in God.

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  Handstand 64

  Oh boo hoo. My hands are tired. waaaah waaaah waaah whine whine whine.

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  TheJMachine said:

  oh wheezy, you are such a procrastasanta. merry chrismakwansika!

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  The Wheezy Identity

  Let's learn stuff through the magic of twitter. Twagic?

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  TheJMachine said:

  @SarahOasis it would be pogonophilia. the phobia and philia are interchangeable.

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