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Pedo: derp derp derp "ya feel me?"

Chris Hansen/Chuck Norris: Yeah, we're filming.

LOL

Terry Daniels' official rank in the Cobra Corps = Jobber

"Please, have a seat."

Oh....am....am I in trouble now?

"Well...we're gonna talk about it for a minute. What'd ya bring here?"

Uh, Quesadilla..

"Quesadilla....wow." < greatest and most awesome patronizing words in the history of the internet.

OWNED

Takashi Onoume: charisma of spray paint

Tyson Chandler is white?

Brother Yusef made that website appear and disappear like David freaking Copperfield.

A shooting star who burned out way too soon. RIP to one of the best ever.

In your nose and out your mouth......EEHEHEHHHHEAWWWWAWAAWA....IN YOUR NOSE AND OUT YOUR MOUTH DOG...AWWWTTHFFFHTTTTHTHHHHT

NO HEY HEY HEY...dude was approximately 1 second from getting the lights turned out.

He got that sweater from Mr. Rogers.

Boomerangs...for those who want to play catch but have no friends.

That didn't fly for shit.

These drivers are douchers. White car is a menace.

The real story here is Bill Apter is now looking like he's using a Ben Franklin gimmick.

Who gives a shit about this match? Jake is making a buck, and if it wasn't for YouTube posting whenever this guy takes a shit, none of this would be remembered outside of the 6 people in attendance.

@22centman36 This is key. It's an unforgivable act to give your coke to someone to smuggle it and then only get one tiny rip.

Who gives a shit about a dumb belt? Roberts said more in those 10 seconds than any yahoo on WWE television can say in a 5 minute promo on RAW.

2:39..Chris Hanson walking on the hardwood floors = OWNED

Pinky's description of the retarded kid's walk FTW

That fight was a draw until the dude quit. Props for hugging it out and acting like a man at the end to both dudes. The mouths kept running to try to save face though. Take the loss and move on.

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Krav Maga.

Too bad William Alexander wasn't my uncle. I'd have Uncle William dominate my gradeschool art teacher's questionable skills by bringing his paintings in and make her humble...and give me an A in art class...no talent having pompous bitch.

The cane guy is a 26 year old divorcee? Guaranteed the ex is an unemployed 51 year old 323 pounder with 6 kids in it for the Social Security check.

I ordered a CH Delivery hat through Jeff Ball.

This guy would be the most entertaining part of the game. I'd sleep through the rest until this guy started flittering about.

Sills in the Bailey Bros. 01

Gurney in the Quentin Bammer owned Bud Light #11n

Scott Murray in his own #72

Don't have a line on the #7

Jimmy Boyd in Roger Henderson's 7n

Tim Green in the Lovell Bros. Coors Light #71n

7:51-7:56...from amorous to OWNED

Atta boy T Mez. If it needs to be said, say it.

holy crap that decoy voice chick must be about 206 in her left leg

BILL APTER SIGHTING!!! He looks like hell though. Dude was the Pro Wrestling Illustrated editor and made a ton of dough really being the ultimate mark and writing fake stories about wrestling back in the day. He played us all.

the real mystery here is the woman on her hands and knees in the background from 1:34 - 1:50ish

Saw this crash live from the infield as we had a super modified. In my head, I can still picture it as it is on this clip. History and time hasn't faded this memory in the least.

I really really didn't want to like this but damn this is great. Congrats.

a full on sprint for a half mile, ridden like a retard and beats a horse who had an absolute dream trip while the others who were more fancied either faded like cheap wallpaper or were stepping in post holes in the stretch not going anywhere. Frankel ran them off of their feet here. Queally loo...

he's lucky I wasn't there laughing at his inept ass

that track licks balls