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Woggie the Doggie: I'm a professional hockey player, currently finishing my Business Management Degree in Duluth, Minnesota. I'm also a professional model, a strong Christian, and an aspiring virgin until marriage. I've never drank, smoked, or done drugs. All of that, along with a bunch more, makes me anything but your typical hockey player. You'd never guess that though considering my use of the word "fuck". I do that repititiously, which makes me sound like a hockey player from nearly any distance. I'm working on it though.
The Big Show: Basically I can only describe myself with 2 words. Deadly Awesome! Other things about me are that I am from Canada and yes I love to drink beer. My weekends usually consist of drinking and then proceeding to make fun of someone or something as well as my constant battle with my desire to break and destroy things. I am a fun loving big fella who treats friends with loyalty and great respect, though I will make fun of them relentlessly if they do something stupid.
The Masked Man: Who am I? What is my story? Don't worry about that for now. My true identity is for numerous upon numerous broads to know, and the rest of you fist fucking, swamp donkeys to find out later. My identity is concealed so all of the puck fucks don't cock block me! I have only one skill/talent that I bring to the table, and that is my precise and uncanny ability to sneak-a-fuck. Sneak-a-fuck will be defined and discussed for all of the prude, virgins still living with your parents at a later date. People like Woggie the Doggie, fucker!
