I'm Petey Wheatstraw, the Devil's Son-in-Law. The High Sheriff of Hell. I fuckd a notorious fanny, a bulldaggin mammy and made a ho outa Luabelle. I got a string of ho houses from coast to coast, protection for them like an invisible ghost. I got 4 opry houses, 3 restaurants, 2 bars and 1 grill, just to serenade da bitches that I'm gonna drive thru da mill.