My father was a jump master in the 82nd Airborne and he's the toughest bastard I've ever known. He's in his mid 50's now and I still wouldn't fuck with him, he's quick as lightening and his grip alone is enough to bring me to my knees.
My friend is a teacher at the bully's old school and that person told me that he got expelled from that school for fighting. So he's got a long history of being a bully.
Your right, I won't be buying it. I'll wait for #4