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FEATURING ANYTHING THAT MAKES US LAUGH..WETHER IT BE MOVIES,TV SHOWS,STUNTS,MUSIC VIDEOS AND MUCH MORE..ITS ALL HERE...HOPE U ENJOY.
BACKGROUNDS WILL FEATURE ANYTHING THAT MAKES US LAUGH.
THIS CHANNEL IS NOW CLASSIFIED:-
M15+ RECOMENDED FOR MATURE PERSONS 15 YEARS AND OVER.
Course Lanuage,Sex References and Adult Themes.
HAVE A LAUGH,READ A JOKE !!!
SOME ARE SLIGHTLY NAUGHTY,PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED:-
"A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"
Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."
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"There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"
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CLEAN QUESTION AND ANSWER JOKES...
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
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Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
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Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!
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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
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Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
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Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
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Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
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Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!
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Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
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Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
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Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A. At the BP station!
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Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.
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Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
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Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
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Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.
BACKGROUNDS WILL FEATURE ANYTHING THAT MAKES US LAUGH.
THIS CHANNEL IS NOW CLASSIFIED:-
M15+ RECOMENDED FOR MATURE PERSONS 15 YEARS AND OVER.
Course Lanuage,Sex References and Adult Themes.
HAVE A LAUGH,READ A JOKE !!!
SOME ARE SLIGHTLY NAUGHTY,PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED:-
"A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"
Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."
______________________________
"There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."
So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"
___________________________
CLEAN QUESTION AND ANSWER JOKES...
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
------------------------------
Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. "Is that you mommy?"
------------------------------
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
------------------------------
Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?
A. They take the psycho path.
------------------------------
Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
------------------------------
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
------------------------------
Q. Where do polar bears vote?
A. The North Poll
------------------------------
Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane?
A. ME!!!
------------------------------
Q. Where do snowmen keep their money?
A. In snow banks.
------------------------------
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
------------------------------
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
------------------------------
Q. What dog keeps the best time?
A. A watch dog.
------------------------------
Q. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. It saw the salad dressing!
------------------------------
Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A. It let out a little wine!
------------------------------
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogey in it!
------------------------------
Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A. At the BP station!
------------------------------
Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A. Odor in the court.
------------------------------
Q. What did the water say to the boat?
A. Nothing, it just waved.
------------------------------
Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A. Dam!
------------------------------
Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts.
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