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@AbortedAdult No. Obama not being re-elected.

Unless a candidate that isn't deep right runs against him.

That awkward moment when SOAD isn't really 90's music....

2:00

"What is this I don't even...."

@iamapeanut207 Can't eat gold, either.

@jakeh1253

Wow. You're a fucking tool if I've ever seen one. Or a fucking troll.

You're short sighted and shorter-dicked, either way.

Ahahahahahahaha.

WBC got trolled.

>9000 sins....

@ducjerk1 Song was released in the early 2000's. Just FYI. Honestly, 1997-2003 were the best years for music I've yet lived.

Guys. Put your vaginas away and listen to the song, for fuck's sake.

@ravbruggen2 Dirtyhipster is dirty.

The answer is boobs.

Just fyi, teaching abstinence only sex ed actually increases the chances for teenage pregnancy.

This is empirically validated (meaning that there are facts and such to prove my point.)

Also, your tax dollars didn't have anything to do with this young lady's education.

Her ability to articulate w...

@TheKeandre12 I died at 0:00. The next three minutes and thirty-seven seconds brought me back to life.

@mysteriousscreamer You know that no one really cares, right?

So, yeah. I like Greenday.

I really wish we could just not talk about the Biebs; he might just go away if we did. Firefox users, download the shaved Bieber add on- it removes his face and name from the internets for you.

I'm not saying it was aliens....

But it was aliens.

Getting a high score on the current form of the SAT is very feasible WITHOUT prep classes... I took the SAT twice; the first time I scored 1860, the second time I scored a 2100 (after working on the math I had trouble with the first time.) I took no preparatory classes- I tested, worked on my wea...

@echosixnoble That's what he said, dewd...

@prescomp More like pwned, you're right.

@messianictorah Let's get this straight. You're saying that using the term "abortion" for abortion is manipulative, while calling abortion "murder" isn't. Then you go on to compare women who have abortions to rapists, while accusing the people who don't do this of using manipulative rhetoric. Se...

@OTHfan09 Except that Louis CK was funny when he told it. So yeah, even if Louie hadn't been using this material for years before Dane Cook was redefining bad comedy, he should thank Louie for making some of his material funny.

@0willow0 No-nothings. Lulz.

By the way, you have my generation to thank for Youtube.

But please, don't thank us. Unless you intend to do so via oral sex, in which case, totally do.

@OrogDeMalfur Which is because of the weight reduction, not a change in aerodynamics.

@RobMonty248 Yet most things are neutral, because the atom also contains protons. For a magnet to affect the gas, it'd would have to be polar- the charges would have to be concentrated on either side of the atoms. This is not the case.

@BelleAndTheBoy Until someone shoots you and takes your shit.

@SuperFranco20 Google isn't a computer. The computational power of the human brain is different from the information stored in the brain. Do you know how much time and effort went into creating a robot that can play ping pong? It's monumental- because of the sheer number of calculations involved ...

@GhenisCanne Validating idiots pays dividends- ask Rupert Murdoch.

@Laidoutbug She did answer- "Bill Clinton!" Lol. She was fumbling, it would have been better to let her keep stumbling, but she got put out of that miserably, mercifully.

@lv2surf 4.5 trillion is no record. Unless, like most Teathuglican shills, you're omitting the eight years where your ideological agenda ran the show.