TheFamousPeterBarker

A small child asked me, "Why is the world flat?"
I replied, "Because it must be."
An old man asked me, "Why do rivers run Southward?
I said, "To compliment the rain."
A young woman asked me, "Why are you so quiet?"
I did not answer her.

Have you ever seen a Rocket Ship?
It's like seeing the embodiment of music
(So I've heard).

The human heart is like a Chestnut...
Rabid squirrels will eat them both.

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