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FatJohn's Leftovers 2011
FatJohn's Video Holiday Greeting Card 2011
Episode 30 Road Closed (Season Finale)
Episode 29 FatJohn Folklore
Episode 27 Just Another Ordinary Day
Episode 25 The FAT Zone
Episode 24 Elemental Express
Episode 23 Love, Peace and Dimebags
Episode 22 Yeah, I Get High
Episode 21 For The Record
Episode 19 Your Secret Indulgences
Episode 18 Spirituality & Religion
Episode 17 Just Some Shxt
Episode 16 The Homeless Effect
Episode 15 Here I Is
05 06 11
The First FatJohn's Leftovers 2010
Auto Show Special 2011 Part 2
Auto Show Special 2011 Part 1
Episode 14 Nudity and Body Image
Episode 13 The Other F-Word
Episode 12 Ground Zero Mosque Showdown
Episode 9 Ride The Yellow Line.
Episode 8 The Arsty-Fartsy Episode
Episode 7 Gun Control? No Thanks!
Episodio 5: Fiestas Patronales 2010
Episode 3: Arizona and Immigration Reform
Episode 2: Boondox In-Store Signing
Episode 1: The Banner 2010
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TheFIRSTFatJohn
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Name:
FatJohn (duh!)
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Latest Activity:
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This is the realm of FatJohn, the original, first, and best FatJohn on the internet! Inhale my essence, and catch a FatJohn buzz!
About Me:
 
NOTE: I AM NOT SIMON COWELL OR RANDY JACKSON, THREFORE, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN LISTENING TO YOUR MUSIC OR READING YOUR POEMS, NOR WILL I PASS ON YOUR TALENT TO ANYONE ELSE. IF YOU SEND ME YOUR VIDEO ANYWAY, I WILL REPORT IT AS SPAM TO YOUTUBE AND BLOCK YOU FROM ANY FURTHER CORRESPONDANCE!


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I AM The First FatJohn of the internet and I do and say and do the things FatJohn tends to do and say. Therefore, not just anyone can be linked up to me any longer. I'll be FatJohn and you be you. Fair enough?
If you're into 420, down wit the hatchet and the Juggalo fam, into eating, and being fat as hell or like other fat people, into beer drinkin', foul language, and hot, sweaty, smelly raw sex with fat people, this channel is for you. Oh yeah, for all you haters out there: HELL YEAH, I'M FAT, OLD AND A JUGGALO. YOU CAN'T RELATE? THEN F.T.F.O. AND FURGIT ABOUT IT! MMFCL!!!
Hometown:
Chicago, IL
Country:
United States
Occupation:
I work, damn it!
Companies:
I don't own any.
Schools:
I'm going, I'm going!
Interests:
Eating, sex, music, sex, movies, sex, being fat, sex, being around other fat people, sex, having sex with fat people, sex, beer, sex, 420, sex, being a man, sex, being nude as much as possible, sex, Wicca, sex, Juggalo, sex, massage, sex, writing, Oh yeah, and sex!
Movies:
Action/Adventure, Romantic Comedies, Silly Comedies, Sci-Fi, 70's Drive-in, Some "chick flicks", and lots and lots of PORN!!!! ESPECIALLY PORN WITH FAT PEOPLE IN IT!
Music:
JUGGALO, Pop, Rock, Alternative Rock, Country, R&B, Hip-Hop, Rap (YEEAHHH!), Adult Contemporary, Jazz, Blues, Bluegrass, Acoustic, Metal, Underground, Dance, Ska, Punk, Tropical, Latin, Folk, 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, Soundtrax.
Books:
Besides the one I wrote (that I'm getting copyrighted as we speak) Harry Potter, Jack Kerouac and Mya Angelou poetry, some Steven King.
Channel Comments
essamahmod99 (4 months ago)
u r welcome
theoldsmoothy (4 months ago)
Subbed.... Great stuff!
Gregsbeerreviews (4 months ago)
thanks for subbin'. new beer review daily. cheers!
Rauscheder (4 months ago)
Subbed!
goofyone6721332004 (5 months ago)
Ok, I finally subbed ya, LOL. Anyways, Have a good one and thanks for the messages.
jkbigfoot (1 year ago)
Thanks for subscribing.
OneManKruFan (2 years ago)
What up juggalo.
GrahamAndFriends (2 years ago)
Thank you for subscribing to my channel! Please enjoy my varied range of videos! :)
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