About this user
This is something best served up by other people. I'm just your average weirdo freak writer. Some people love me...and some really dislike me. I am, in my opinion, the most boring person I know. As a writer I am usually broke. When I have money I spend it on convertables, eating out, women that hate/love me for whatever reasons, and whatever catches my eye. And I turn this into the crap I write about. I was raised deep in a swamp by wolves. It might have been in the mountains. And I think Bigfoot, UFOs, and the CIA might have been my neighbors growing up. Which is something I've been told I never really did. So now I write crap. And all my friends and fans are Crap-heads, which is just another way of saying freaks and weirdows. If you come across one of my books please buy it. It will keep me from having to work some really crappy job. And you can tell people you put your money into really supporting the arts and helping an artist not to starve. And remember, not only am I a writer and an artist, I am a professional dinner guest too. Ask me who I am and I will tell you some line of bullshit. But that line of bullshit will have a lot of true crap weaved into it. You can make up your own mind about who or what I am.
Age
53
Hometown
Austin Texas
Country
United States
Occupation
College DJ
Something In The Air Force
Sound Man
Band Manager
Band Promotor
Videogragher
Taxi Driver
Slacker Security Guard
RV Park Manager
Artist
Writer
Austin Slacker
Companies
Does anyone really care?
Schools
The only one that really counts;
The School Of Hard Knocks
Interests
Mostly I am interested in women that mostly dislike me. I have a fondness for cars and trucks. I like walking through junkyards. I prefer to eat out in resturaunts. Any meal I don't have to cook is a great meal. I like to get up at the crack of noon, consider working for a few hours, sit in my favorite food joint drinking ice tea by fivish, where I usually stay for several hours bullshitting with my idiot friends. Upon my return home I like to tune in movies and news online, and I listen to radio from all over the world. On a real good night inspiration will hit and I'll churn out some more crap, which means I'll write something. I like to watch live music whenever possible. I have a fondness for conspiracies too, which was fueled by seeing the assasination of President Kennedy on TV when I was five, and later reading the Warren Report copy that was published as a book. I knew bullshit when I saw it. My Grandfather was an educated man that often told me never to trust bankers or anyone from the government. Over time I have found this to be sage advice. These two entities are responsible for a big portion of the fuel for conspiracy thinking. Hell, everyone knows that bankers bought the planet and used it as collateral for faulty loans they recieved from aliens, which is why all these UFOs are always flying around. They want to collect on the loan, but we have made the planet into a garbage pit full of pollution. So know the bankers are laughing becuse they know they sold the aliens a junk planet no other aliens want. Alien garbage barges are on their way here as we speak.
