Please don't steal these. Just ask me and then you can have them. Thank you.
Okay...I freaking love Twilight but Beaking Dawn is pure Gayness. It is retarded, AND I have my reasons. This is a skit I made up, and how I would of liked New Moon to go:
Edward: Bella, I have to go. I have to go forever. Bella: Don't you love me?" Edward: No. Bella: Edward! I though you loved me, we love eachother. Edward: I said no, Bella. Bella:*cries like a bitch*Why Edward, why! I love you! Edward: Well, Isabella, I don't like bitches. You should go to the mental hospital. Bella: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I demand you to kiss me! I DEMAND YOU! Edward: I'm sorry, I don't take a bitche's comands. Bella:*runs onto Edward and clangs onto him*You have to be kidding *cries* Edward: GET OF ME BITCH*slaps with bottle of rum and now Bella is unconcious* Edward:Haha, dead bitch. BYE!
Age
22
Hometown
Your Mom
Country
United States
Occupation
I have a part time job as a unicorn, and my full time job is being weird and random. :-)