TheDonutDoor

Created in a smelting factory in the late 22nd century, TheDonutDoor was first used to reinforce a the door or a traumatised child sex offender, who was the local community of Morree's own human trash can. However when Australia was overrun by those derricks from that other place, Morree was dissassembled and its' occupants killed. TheDonutDoor became a high ranking officer in the solid steel industries of the USMC, and was sent to a military base in the human fortress of New Mombassa. Eventually the States got their ass kicked by TV's gone wrong, and TheDonutDoor was abandoned at the back of a base, making it's bid for fame on the map; High Ground. TheDonutDoor was first discovered in 2008 (defying the space-time continuum) be an aspiring Improv kid whose named instantly became TheDonutDoor. From the on, TheDonutDoor became a ninja, sent to trash talk all the scrub staff captains and commanders, and to forever get the crap team.

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