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We've had those photos on cigarette packages in Canada for ages now, I don't know that they work though. Smoking friends of mine go out of their way to put the packs photo side down so they don't have to look at them. I think the best way to keep people from smoking is to introduce them to people...

I was bullied in school but I didn't go and become the thing I hated. When the crap did bullies turn into werewolves? You were bullied so now you're a bully? Absolutely stupid. I was bullied and now I work damn hard to fight for the bullied. As for internet trolls, there's only one way to deal wi...

At the age of roughly 18 I decided to try and conquer Moby Dick, and while I was successful at reading it I don't know that I was successful at fully comprehending it. It's one of those books that I think you can understand differently each time you read it. The one thing I got out if it, though,...

Oh Jimmy, you're just...just the best. When I go to visit London sometime in the next few months, can I hire you as a tour guide? I can't pay you in money but I can pay you in hugs and cupcakes.

Actually, in Dublin you have to pay 140 euro if you puke in a cab. There was a fee when I lived in Ottawa too....I think the moral of the story is know your limit or recognize the puke warnings and keep the cab window down.

This is now stuck in my head...possibly forever.

You're not too hard on Chris Brown. Fact is, he doesn't seem the least bit sorry for what he did, just sorry he got caught. He seems to have this idea that if he just ignores the woman beating comments that everyone will forget and it'll all be ok. Well, sorry. You were bigger and stronger than ...

Yay! I'm in the loop! Wait...how...how do I get out? Dear God, I'm trapped! *flails arms* Oh,also, I can totally understand your frustrations with the record companies. They test tube music sometimes.

Screw this new technology. I love driving and I'm damn good at it. If this V to V stuff becomes mandatory, I'm going to commute ala horse...or antique car if they're exempt from the rule.

I was a farmer's daughter in rural Canada, now I live near James Joyce's former house am in the middle of getting my MLIS and am writing a book in my spare time. Life IS weirtiful. (weird & beautiful)

WHERE is my incessant babbling? I WANT IT BACK!

Hair grows 1/2 inch/month. I too am going through the pain of growing out my hair. I too asked for long on top and short on the sides, they just don't understand it. P.S. At least you're still pretty!

I support the "no masks" bill, the bill I REALLY have a problem with is the one that would give police and C-SIS the power to conduct certain electronic surveillane without a warrant.

This is a haiku,

to say "I enjoyed this, Liam",

but creatively.

I love Charlie with an eye-patch!

I have no iPhone,

no android, and no iPad,

I'll stick with YouTube

Actually, when I die, my hair and nails WILL continue to grow. That's just because I'll have regenerated, though.

Guys! Guys! Guys! It...the end credits. It says "Created by Julian Smith". HE'S ALIVE!

You should take the design you've made and put it on a retro style sign sort of thing and then put THAT on the t-shirt. You know, like the old Coco Cola signs from the 1940's through the 1970's?

The magical groundhogs of North America are undervalued. Damn it, Phil. Why for you disrespect the magical weather prediction abilities of a groundhog? (P.S. The Canadian groundhogs say early spring is coming)

Bah ha ha ha. Oh Hank, I love how you pranced away. Not enough fellas prance anymore.

So.....if..if I do drugs I'll turn into a magazine clipping?!

Who else thinks Ross's impersonation of an Icelandic person sounds like Jar-Jar Binks?

My forgiveness is not given, it is earned...with hugs. *holds out arms*

I would pay you to sit around in your pants all day....wait..what? Ok, I'm told 'pants' means underpants? *contemplates* Mmmmm, offer still stands. ;) [For legal purposes please note that the offer does not stand because I can't afford it]

Mind+Conclusion to the Missing Craig With a Wig= KABOOM!

I challenge you to come visit Dublin and attempt to visit 24 pubs in 24 hours.

P.S. The old woman clearly thought you were on drugs or something. It's like, a go-to old person reaction.

From now on, Alex will be forever called Lemoney man in my head.

@xsteffi3x I feel your pain, mine isn't arriving till the 22nd. Im right next door to you in Ireland!

I approve this video!

I want wine and cheese and uptight people!