Google fucked up when doing the email-youtube thing. I cannot access other accounts.

Come back in Feb 2012 to acquire fantastic details on how to buy my book and laugh heartily for hours in public.
...or just search my name on amazon.com. My face will be on the cover. *sigh*


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ON THE BOOKS
Prices of books are set, by me, to be as cheap as possible. My goal is to entertain you, not get rich off you.

Acceptable reasons for NOT purchasing books:

- I offend you.
- I am too ugly.
- I am too ugly and insist on putting my face on the cover.
- I am too good with grammar.
- I sometimes mention children in a way that is not pleasing to your delicate sensibilities.
- There is no free candy with the book.
- I am a neuroscientist and that's damned pretentious of me.
- I used a curse word in the first sentence of my channel description.
- I mention kittens too frequently.
- I once told you I loved you.
- You once told me you loved me.
- You once told me I loved me.
- I insist on telling you what is and what is not acceptable. Stop crying!


UNacceptable reasons for not purchasing books:

- Poverty
- You think you will be bored.

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lol no u