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Maxwell Van Paynenmire

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In a bleak, hate filled world there exists one man...One man who can lead a rebellion. Because there is no goal unachievable, no matter how tragic your past is! Whether you're the great Lord Xenu, or the Mongling Boggler himself, you can do it! Find me in the darkness! YOU'LL SEE IF YOU JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES! SHARE THE PAYNE! SHARE THE PAAAYNE!!!!

Also, gay is Final Fantasy!

About Me:

I was in bed. I felt emoness taking me over. I went to my computer and looked at Teen Titans Hentai until i had wanked my computer screen full. Then i went to the television.

I laughed my ass off.

Then suddenly, my phone rang,

only for me to get the message

"WAZAAAAAAAAAP WAZAZAZASZZAAAAAP WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!"

F***.

Enough of this boring talk. I needed some pointless action.

I knew a guy, he worked in the Gayyeddy Gayo Gay bar.

He could supply me with guns. His name was.... Chuck Norris...

I went there, and he gave me a Desert Eagle.

Then, i went to the 1337 N3RT B4r. I met with the cruelest of them all,

"u83R K1113R 81FF H4NZ3N B4NZ3N G0R(H 8USH S3N10R JUN10re"

He said "W7F 1Z U D01n H3r3??? u TRYN4 P331 MY H03Z Fr0m M33 N08ZHTA?

I didn't know what the f*** he just said, but as my Uber Max Payne Super Hyper Ultra Mega Giga tremendous NYPD Magic 1337 George Bush instincts told me, it wasn't anything nice.

I quickly fled, only to see a unconcious woman outside.

I knew that face. She was Starfire from Teen Titans.

I quickly f***ed her and fled in my Uber gangsta lowrider.

Hometown:

Noir York City

Country:

United States

Occupation:

Law enforcement officer and part time poet.

Companies:

Getalife inc.

Schools:

The school of hard knocks

Interests:

You could...never understand.

Movies:

Sunset Blvd.

Music:

The Breakfast Club Soundtrack

Books:

Does that include graphic novels?

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	TheBulletDodgingMan commented on The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword E3 2010 Debut Trailer [HD] (11 hours ago) "@666blaziken Whatever nigger. I still know more about the game than he does. All the "facts" he has is just a bunch of bullshit. "

	TheBulletDodgingMan commented on The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword E3 2010 Debut Trailer [HD] (13 hours ago) "@highlander5523 Why don't you stop trolling. kid."

	TheBulletDodgingMan commented on The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword E3 2010 Debut Trailer [HD] (13 hours ago) "@highlander5523 Yes it does."

	TheBulletDodgingMan commented on The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword E3 2010 Debut Trailer [HD] (14 hours ago) "@zokka88 Your also being ignorant."

	TheBulletDodgingMan commented on The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword E3 2010 Debut Trailer [HD] (14 hours ago) "@highlander5523 Your still being ignorant."

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	TheNuclearbomb11 (2 days ago) Troll on good sir, Troll on.
	RyuLightorb (1 week ago) stop making fun of people and things you dont like your bad as a homosexual talking to a homophobic grow up no one likes the same things
	fox454x (1 week ago) haha you suck "under-man"
	evremn (2 weeks ago) You live somewhere near hetton
	jewelz4realz (2 weeks ago) Hugging the Hentai? What the crap? Your an idiot.
	721Thatoneguy (3 weeks ago) You know about the Mongling Boggler?!
	NICKREAPER316 (4 weeks ago) I created you, dammit! I can end you too! Do you know who I am? I'm the man that's gonna burn your house down!...With Final Fantasy. I'll have my developers create a new Final Fantasy game that'll burn your house down!! Stupid BulletDodgingMan...with your one tit bigger than the other...and frizzy hair...and your big nose...fuckin' JEW!
	Tazdingomon123 (1 month ago) I was in bed. I felt emoness taking me over. I went to my computer and looked at Teen Titans Hentai until i had wanked my computer screen full. Then i went to the television. Id say that sums you up pretty damn nicely.
	theultimatesorafan (2 months ago) you need to get a life..