are those space pants? Becus your ass is outa this world
Do you have a map because I keep getting lost in your eyes?

Was your mum a baker, because you have a fine pair of buns


Baby you make my floppy disk into a hard drive


Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for christmas

I'm off to sleep baby but you'll definitely be in my dreams tonight




getting jiggy with it?grapes in the mouth makes you happy down south╔═╦╗╔╦╗╔═╦═╦╦╦╦╗╔═╗
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3 guys are in a cafe

one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world!

another says: ive got the smallest head of the world!

last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!

the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world!

second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world!

last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?




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