I think WWE should make the "Damn" App. Just so you can brace yourself whenever you walk into an awkward moment. I for one would gladly pay for this app.
You should type all of that teleprompter stuff into Microsoft Sam or Microsoft Anna and then, make him/her say it really fast. Trust me. You will laugh your ass off.
I think The Miz has got a really bad smile... I cringe everytime I see him do it :S Still tho... it's nice that you met him :)