AN INTRODUCTION TO MY EDIT UNIVERSE...

Bikini Bottom - one of the most notorious ghettos in the country, Bikini Bottom is crawling with hoodlums, gangsters, corrupt cops, STD-riddled hos and other lowlife filth. Despite the government's attempts to control crime, many smuggling, drug trafficking, and prostitution rings are thriving in the godforsaken city - all under the guise of a vibrant, prosperous metropolis.

The Krusty Vagina - known by the locals as the Krusty Pussy, the Krusty Vagina is an old, decades-old yet highly popular strip club and brothel. The Pussy also doubles as a meeting point and business area for many street gangs and other syndicates. Its most famous performers are Natalia, a struggling stripper, and Tanya, a crackhead, meth-addicted prostitute. The Krusty Vagina is run by Samuel Greenberg, a half black and half Mexican man and a firm believer in the Jewish religion.

The Dirty Dick - a closed down strip-club and where Samuel and Tom met (Samuel is gay, Tom was a dancer) and quickly formed a close, Brokeback Mountain-esque bond. Nowadays, the Dick has closed down due to the Krusty Pussy's competition.

Natalia Jennavie - abandoned at the age of 15 to fend for herself in the dangerous streets of Bikini Bottom, Natalia's situations have become successively desperate until she eventually found herself working at the Krusty Pussy - at least it pays well. When she met Gary wandering the streets of Bikini Bottom, she took him in and allowed him to stay at her house, for reasons unknown. Gary suspects that he's the only person Natalia has ever felt real romantic feelings for in her life.

Tanya Willis - born the spoiled, promiscuous daughter of rapper Willie da 6'9", she initially had dreams of being a famous popstar, though that was all cut short when her gangster dad was killed in a highly-publicized driveby shooting. After a series of unfortunate events, Tanya swallowed her pride enough to work as a prostitute to try and make ends meet.

Samuel Greenberg - the son of Isaac Greenberg, the wealthy politician notorious for bribing his way to power. Samuel runs many businesses, but most famous of all, the Krusty Pussy. Greenberg is a highly stingy man, refusing to allow his employees (in essence, Natalia and Tanya) anything more than $5,000 in their monthly salary,

Patrick Ferguson - a former successful manager of a famous corporation, he was fired (and beaten with a golf trophy) by his boss after he was caught sleeping with his wife. Patrick has since descended into cocaine and marijuana addiction and holds the highest hatred for white people - except for white women, that is.

Tom Schmidt - as a white man in a mostly black city, Sheldon is paranoid and racist (being a member of the "triple-k", as Patrick calls it, though he probably doesn't know what the KKK is), but does not have the money to move out. He has never forgiven Samuel for seducing his girlfriend in high school, and his strip club the Cum Bucket has never been as successful as the Krusty Pussy just across the street, leaving him a bitter, lifeless man. He is currently married to his waifu Mitsuki, after discovering a Japanese dating sim to drown his sorrows.

Vanessa Allison - Vanessa ran away from her Georgia home at 13 and moved to Bikini Bottom to escape her incestuous brothers and her drunk, sexually abusive father. Nowadays, Vanessa lives in a secluded house on the outskirts of Bikini Bottom. Her relationship with Patrick and Natalia is close, though the subject of rumor and gossip in the city, and her relationship with Sinclair, a total mystery.

Sinclair Vargas - A rather rare Asian man in a ghetto and Natalia's housemate, he lives with her, mainly to leech off food and shelter, occasionally for the ass (if Natalia comes home drunk enough), Sinclair does nothing but sit on the couch all day and beat it to porn (infuriating Natalia with a long on demand bill in the process) in the house. Rumor has it that Sinclair leads a widespread pimping business in Bikini Bottom...

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