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Gotta love how the trains can fly...

I hope you understand that by making this video... You made yourself look even worse. Also, what does being a comedian have to do with anything? Hghhh... Just another stoner looking for attention in all the wrong places...

Next time... if people say, "It needs more dinosaurs" GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT!!! :) I want a dino mode! :)

I am not a crook!- Nixon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

The neighbors dog will never piss on his yard again. Guaranteed.

Marry me??? :)

Ummm... I blinked. Does that count as "jumping" or not?

@pivotnoob236 Tasmanian Island??? You mean Tasmania??? ;)

I kinda want you to come find me... just so I can laugh at you.

I want ice cream now...

@TheErika668 Almost all of them are from a Jurassic Park film... Good observation.

God... can't a xeno-predator hijack a APC in peace anymore?

Yeah, we aren't alone. There's little kids swinging pickaxes everywhere!!!

Last sighting of the mothman was actually a few years ago in Mexico, two weeks before the swine flu outbreak.

My opinion: the Mothman is simply, the angel of death, who comes to warn us of an upcoming catastrophe.

Tactical Mute: Engaged

Why do all women sit like that??? That has to get uncomfortable after awhile...

@shadows1231 And you know of this how??? :) Also, how can there be a past tense verb and a current tense verb in the same sentence??? :)

This prooves everything!!!

Here's a llama, there's a llama, here's a llama on a llama, now there's one on the towers, llama, llama, duck.

IT IS NOT BURNED!!! it has mange, a disease which causes deformation of the skin, and loss of all hair.

HOLY SHIT!!! This prooves EVERYTHING!!!

That has got to be hot out there. I think sasquatch may have suffered heat stroke...

This song is my song, and my uncle's. The thing that bonds us together, is the sickness. Thank you Disturbed, thank you for infecting me with the sickness...

If you hate this song, you need to die. Slowly and painfully.

Yes, that does include those 503 dislikes...

@DarkBeauty1989 I never said it was wrong, just that it was a repressed instinct. So... you're saying the way my family has been living is wrong, and your way is just fucking perfect? You're above all of us, your shit doesn't stink, your the whole nine yards, etc?

Oops wrong vid.

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@randomguy034

Jesus Christ, you're both acting like five year olds. Get over yourselves. Your physical age doesn't matter, the way you act matters. You're both being dumbasses. Neither of you can type correctly anyhow, so that argument is out the door. @randomguy034, You're just being a...

0:49 Raptor runs away, guy chases him. Guy: Get back here asshole!!! XD

I found a ledge on one wall where it couldn't attack me. I pistol'd it to death, it took almost five minutes though... XD

I had an idea for a sort of "Drag" attack, it can only be done from behind. The Dilophosaurus can bite the merc's leg and drag him away, doing heavy damage. The only way to stop it would be to have another merc intervene. If the other merc's do not intervene, the Dilo lets go as the merc dies. Be...

HOLY CRAP MAN!!! That is one fast frog...

@FucknSmileszxD Can we seriously ban people from youtube if they can't spell??? They need to make computers to be able to see if you are stoned. Then the can lock the internet at the stoner's end. Then no one will have to read this crap.

0:57 Zoey: Clever Girl...

@STOPNSWOPguy You have to understand today's society, where the parents disregard their children for their drugs. Parenting skills have totally dropped since 1990. :(

I hope this kids parents took him into the shed and put him out of his misery.

I'm giving that AK-47 the "headshot of the week" award