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About WELCOME TO MIICHAEL CHANNEL!!!

COUNTRY: CANADA
Name: Michael
Home Town: Toronto, Canada
MY RAEL AGE 13.

FAVORITE MOVIE:TRUE LIES,THE MAN WHO CAME BACK, WE CAME BACK FIGHT, BOXER,AND CONTACT DARECT.

FAVORITE MOVIE ACTORS: RAMBO, JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME, DOLPH LUNDGREN AND ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER.

FAVORITE MUSIC: AKON, TEDDY AFRO,FASIL DEMOZE AND 2PAC

NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIV, WHAT LANGUGE YOU SPEAK, OR WHAT YOUR BACKGROUND IS, YOUR FEEL THE SAME EMOTINS AS EVERY OTHER HUMAN ON THE PLANET!!!

FAVORITE JOKES
the carburettor
"The car won't start," aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor."

"How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is."

"I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor."

"We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?"
"In the swimming pool."

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funny jokes.

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

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MY FAVORITE QUOTE

1.Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
2.Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson.
3.You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
4.What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
5.Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
6.What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
7.Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.

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Another Chance
One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb.
They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb."

The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd.
She got up on the car too and the man asked: "What is the first month of the year?"
The blonde responded: "November?"

"Nope," said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

So the man asked: "What is the capital of the U.S.A ?"
The blonde responded: "Paris?"
So the crowd began chanting again: "Give her another chance, give her another chance."

The man said: "Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?"
The blonde replied: "Two?"

Give her another chance, Give her another chance." screamed the crowd.

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