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This machine is such a work of art, the wet riding mode should have an alternative {H} for heartbreak icon display option, at least for weather conditions in the UK. Even careless bike owners would likely change into cloud watchers with one of these fabulous bikes.

@MrOnlyalfa Yeah, I wouldn't fancy having that Italian gentleman teach me algebra, that's for sure !

Magnificent ! Does having a sloping seat help stop you sliding backwards when you give it a good handful ? I've got a naked SV1000 with a flyscreen on it but it's a hell of a job to hang on at times.

Jennifer Aniston - born with an asshole yet married another. Quote : ' I'm with Angelina now but still love Jen'. Not quite as nauseating as a ferry trip on the Irish sea on a stormy day but pretty close.

This man gets more sex than I do, which is unbelievable yet very true and also kind of sad. I have a bicycle and a pet tortoise called Ronald. This could all be true. I like aluminium cars, no rust.

@FuLeAllPr0 Don't feel too bad about that mate. In many Arab countries the only download people can get is camel shit.

Best regards from Wales, UK.

Mike

A good reviewer but she needs to be told that coops are for chickens. Coop-ay lady !!!!

No doubt this car will be as big a bargain secondhand as Hyundai's large V6 petrol engined saloon was.

@LunaTemari Yes, I suppose it is the same thing. Here's a funny tale for you though. A number of years ago, perhaps as many as ten years, I was walking down through the docks in Burry Port, where I live and a woman told me there was a walrus ! towards the right hand side of the lighthouse and on ...

' But do not doubt Louie, you are a sponge' !!!

@19maganda A marauding slapper a pal of mine married kicked him out and took his home on the strength of the two brats she brought to the marriage with her, after which she humped half the men in town. Away with you and wash your nether regions !

She's got enough cash now. Let's hope she'll soon retire and that love will find her before long. Who dares say that anyone is unworthy of the chance of that ?

Any rondo is a good rondo, apart from an 'I love you' from someone who doesn't mean it.

It would have been a nice touch at the end of this scene if her beauty was changed to monstrosity in the water's reflection.

If this lot had known about the existence of Harry Truman they'd have done this march in the other direction at twenty times normal speed. The drummers would have made Cozy Powell seem as if he was on valium.

@johnpetermalcolm You amaze me John, truly, I'm flabbergasted. You're clearly a lot less intelligent than your REME qualifications would suggest. The poor chap I referred to already had the shaking sickness, sadly, but it seemed to come on with a vengeance after he'd been silly enough to try to ...

Darren, would you be kind enough to ask your pal with the black 306 if he had any bother with the driver's side rear wheelarch platsic rubbing after he lowered his car ? My car's 40mm lower than standard but it used to rub on the OE shocks too, when I was carrying a couple of rear passengers.

Mike

Hi, my 306 is lowered 40mm front and back. May I ask if you had any bother with the rear driver's side plastic mudguard rubbing when going over bumps ? My car also did this when it was on the standard shocks and I was carrrying back seat passengers.

Mike

As ever, a great review from Honest John. Furthermore, this man is utterly charming and very helpful. I bet he gets and, more importantly, keeps all the girls. I had to invent {pat. pending} a pair of gloves that exude a special type of superglue to the same end.

Best regards,

Mike from Wales

As always, high style, supremely attractive women and champagne. Ah well, enough about my own life - an excellent review but I wonder how this bike compares to the more compact Streetfighter ?

@wot4edge540 That's what General Gordon of Khartoum said. Next minute, his head was on a pole.

The bike is fantastic but most of all, I'd like to buy Roger Ramm's name. He must be Roger Ramjet's more intelligent cousin. Love the number plate !

One of the greatest crimes against motorcycling humanity is that none of the major manufacturers seemed to show much interest in Orbital of Australia's direct injection {and therefore much cleaner running} two stroke designs. Imagine what a modern two stroke 1000cc bike would go like ! I'm a bit ...

@TimelessDimensions Did it get you 5 times the number of girls though ?

I love bikes bu the Lambo would get more women. They should rename it the SuperLegover.

I wonder how far behind both these cars my own Peugeot 306 TD would be around a track. I did a mild tune on it from 90BHP up to about 120BHP but it's got a high quality aftermarket suspension setup that makes these cars look like jellybabies on cornering. I could go for a flat out 200BHP tune but...

@whatsgoingon07 My ex wife's kitchen.