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I've been told by some that I am the most Christian person they know. And the funny thing is, I'm an atheist. Dont be fooled by this guy; while his intentions show a flair of humanistic self-determination, he still promotes Jesus as their deity, and his own distinction as the son of God seems to ...

My reaction: went to the nearest convenience store, and bought a friend of mine some condoms. He's losing his virginity to his girlfriend tonight.

Occupy Wall Street is GAY MUSLIM VIOLENT HIPPIE SOCIALISTS!!!!!!! Bill O'Reilly, that elitist scumfuck...

In context to the true message of this story, a complete capitulation of the kleptocratic corporatocracy which is represented by the Tea Party and the current political situation.

This is the most win I've seen today. Just sayin

Fegelein had Justin Bieber replaced with a decoy

Damn his antics

I'd hit that

@Nepthu This is true; and I agree that the government should stay out of personal affairs such as marriage, but also consider things like bestiality; the animal doesn't consent in that case, and that should be outlawed. Polygamy, however, is between humans only, and therefore, should be legal. My...

His actual K/D was 12 - 6

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The Star Trek reference is a good one, I think. A lot of the right-wingers I know are effectively drones. They don't see or want to see any other ideology because they've been programmed not to see it or have the desire to. I do think it's entirely possible to do everything that TJ has listed in ...

Press 6 and 9 for "we need to jizz"

@LobsterPotsticker so of course its bullshit

@tdude129 Not at all. Im just saying he should be allowed to live his full natural life without artificial means to prolong it.

@greenbynature That's still not free energy. The sun converts isotopes of hydrogen into heat and light. It's not "free energy" in the correct sense. Free in the fact that it costs you nothing, yes.

@brian1963110 the soldiers arent defending our freedom. Theyre just killing a small middle eastern militia with poor training at equipment...and our commanders are failing at it. It took 10 years and trillions of dollars to find this one man that we were looking for the whole time, and invading a...

I watched the debates before the Iowa straw poll, and I have to admit that I was enticed by some of what Ron Paul was saying, and I would definitely vote for Ron Paul over someone like Michelle Bachmann or Mitt Romney. But when considering putting someone into the most powerful elected office in ...

Michelle Bachmann: she has 20-some children, is in a position of power, has a successful political career(if you can call it that), picks on gay people, and she's dumb as fuck. Is that better?

Around where I live theres this crazy black guy who just walks around and talks to himself. The other day he was out, but naked. Then the cops came, and he started acting like a bucking bronco or something, so they tazed his ass. Literally, his ASS.

What's funny is that Celine Dion is a Canadian national.

Press 4, 8, or 9 repeatedly for Hitler fapping

I like how the funny clip looks like a penis