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District 9
Troubled Past by Ted Suzan
Every Time You Comment on This Video My Pants Vibrate...
 
Meat Football Mobile
Disco Dancer - Jimmy Adja
 
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Name:
Mr. Ted
Channel Views:
34,126
Age:
25
Joined:
August 03, 2006
Last Sign In:
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Videos Watched:
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Subscribers:
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Full Name: Mr. Ted Suzan

Classification: Absurdist Inventor, philosopher, author, artist, songwriter, and intellectual.

Perhaps you would like to wear one of my inventions, the meat calculator:

http://www.cafepress.com/Te...

Reviews from popular youtubers:

"You're funny dude!" -LisaNova (on my blowdry tongue vid)

"What color are the aliens chemicals? Love you."-Shaye St. John (my hero)

"Amazing skillz with a blow dryer"-Spricket24

"You have a very unique and sometimes hilarious style"-ReinaDelCid

FAQ

1.
Q: How does it feel to be a god among men?
A: It's okay...

4.
Q: Whose yer buddy?!
A: I am!

7. Ted Suzan is a hyperactive 8 year old who can slowly and rationally explain his excitement...

5. Roasted Mouse Towels!
About Me:
 
Hi, I am an amazing Hun-Warrior, Merman-Prince brought up in high class British society by beautiful wood elves. I can also fly and eat snakes.
Hometown:
Shinypants
Country:
United States
Hobbies:
Absurdism, Bulldada, Library Science, Philosophy...
Movies:
Cemetary Man, Heavenly Creatures, Household Saints, The 5th Element, Trust, Timechanger, Gymkata, The Big Lebowski, The Transporter, Area B15....The Tick, Cops, Surviviorman, Invader Zim,Pinky and the Brain, Rocko's Modern Life, South Park,Beyond Tommorow, X-Men, Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood...
Music:
Randy Newman, Bjork, Ace of Base, Myself,Mariah Carey, ReinaDelCid (on youtube), Kirsten Opstad (also on youtube) Dean Martin,Lil' Wayne,Fiona Apple, Rufus Wainwright, Nirvana, Pink, Left-Eye, Up with people, Peggy Lee, Jerry Lee Lewis, Vivaldi...
Books:
The Stranger by Camus, The Steppenwolf, Don Quixote, The World as Will and Representation, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Good Soldier, The Crossing by Gary Paulsen, Anne of Green Gables,The Witches, Adventures in Friendship, Frankenstein, Bartleby the Scrivner, The Castle, The Trial, Metamorphasis, The Hunger Artist, The Sparrow, The Count of Monte Cristo, A Vindication of the Rights of Women, How Children Fail...
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Just saw the movie District 9. yep...
 
 
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Aus einer 45-minütigen Dokumentation über Attwenger aus den 90ern, ausgestrahlt auf 3sat
 
 
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Channel Comments (234)
schliisel (9 hours ago)
So you like Attwenger?Too bad you probably don't understand the Austrian slang,despite your semantic juggling skills.Because the lyrics are just so great,I bet you would like'em.Anyway,I'm happy you found something suiting your ears.Feel free to rummage in my playlists.Have fun
schliisel (1 day ago)
ah,good to see that tongue blowing vid again.On a sunday morning,its quite soothing there is at least one guy much weirder than myself.Reminds me of watering my orange trees,too.
sweetmia440 (1 week ago)
Funny this so reminds me of my bro! =)
tapxodoll (1 week ago)
haha awesome videos :]
maninwhitedress (2 weeks ago)
why I think it's a clever idea
TheNorwhale (2 weeks ago)
can u pleeeez subscribe to me back?
Heltz21 (3 weeks ago)
you say the word "huh" alot haha :)
CharlieisaGirl (2 months ago)
Pants still vibrate?
maninwhitedress (4 months ago)
It was a riot.
happyprincess456 (4 months ago)
Hey Ted! Thanks so much for subscribing! =D
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